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I think this is the rest of my stuff.
Posted by Sword Bearer - 10/11/2000 6:18 pm
Umm? Lets see Sword Bearer lives in a place called Anthropos (yes I know what it means) And well he just looks like a normal boy from England wears a tunic like sombody from the castle ages and his Sword has neat little gold things that cost alot. AND (manly for Piccolo) The sword can NOT be destroyed because it was made by the Changer (who protects the Sword Bearer so he can die but will come back but wont be able to compete in the comp any more unless it is with sombody who has already died) there I think that is it.
Captain of the Blades
Sword Bearer
When I get scrapped...
Posted by Sasuke1986 - 10/12/2000 9:07 pm
My Docmen just rebuild me. Thats the advantage of being a robot. I also have a cyber spirit. When I am totaled, my shell is destroyed, but my spirit remains. Very useful since my spirit is indestructible. Of course, I can't fight in spirit form.
Point taken
Posted by bil-chil - 10/12/2000 9:22 pm
But there are a few negative things that can happen in battle. You may briefly lose possesion of a weapon or ability, but its
NEVER permanent.
For instance, if billy chilly hits you with an ice arrow, you freeze, meaning you can't move for a little while. So, obviously, you can't use your weapon until you're thawed. This is just an example, but remember:
ANY INCAPICITATION OTHER THAN DEATH/KO/OR SURRENDER CAN ONLY BE TEMPORARY
At the end of the fight (if you're not dead, that is : ) you'll be able to get all weapons and powers back one way or another. Stealing weapons or powers from the dead for further battle use is strictly forbidden by the MDb World Code of War, created by TJ himself.
Got it? Good : )
B.I.G Bird spreads the word. . .
:/
Remember...
Posted by SimBen - 10/13/2000 3:41 pm
I (as Matrix) can infect your weapons if they are equipped with a computer of any sort (ie I can infect a missile launcher, or the insane space hunter's suit for that matter (heh, heh)
but never a sword) Of course this isn't permanent, it lasts until my
body is destroyed, I decide to withdraw, Matrix is killed or the
computer which Matrix was generated from is destroyed. Or if anyone can be creative enough to imagine another way (remember, you don't write your own stories, you let other people do it) Also, it should be a rule that we can't use someone else to specifically kill someone else (ie, Sword Bearer kills FireNexus, because I said so!) No paybacks through other people, ok?
SimBen
Stirring of Chaos. . .
Posted by billy chilly - 10/16/2000 12:56 am
The MDbmb World. A world created by almighty TJ, a world that defies all pre-conceived laws of Time and Space.
In this beautiful yet dangerous and strange world, inhabitants slowly appeared. These inhabitants are-
~Fire Nexus- An incredibly-powerful crystal, created by the ancients. This super-intelligent gem wields the universal weapon of fire, and is in the Battle solely to test it's limits. Fire Nexus resides within Destronica
~Piccolo- A powerful alien being vacationing in the MDbmb World's bamboo forests after many excruciating battles. After sensing the power the less-friendly inhabitants hold, he feels a need to gather up the remaining Dragon Balls quickly as possible.
~Sword Bearer- A young man protected by the all-powerful Changer. Roaming the Middle Plains of the MDbmb World, he Battles for the sake of competition, and to see what oddities this world holds.
~billy chilly- A huge fan of Wario, 16 year-old billy chilly is a psychopatic genius who believes science is the only worthwhile "religion." Living in the Unnamed Arctic Wasteland, he hopes to prove that Fire Nexus can, in fact, be destroyed, while causing as much trouble as possible.
~DamnGlitch- An exceedingly tall and easily angered creature formed from a computer glitch 7 years ago, DamnGlitch is out to destroy B07n, a.k.a Bill Gates. He hopes that by winning the Battle, he will be powerful enough to destroy B07n once and for all.
~Sasuke- A quiet and modest robot that resides in Mechanoree, with his army of Docmen. At the urging of his loyal troops, Sasuke has decided to give the Battle of the MDbmb Posters a shot.
~Wave Man- The salty sea dog of a robot has entered the Battle in the hopes of winning his freedom from his master, Dr. Wily. As of now, he resides in a Deep Sea Research Lab, but considers all bodies of water his personal turf. It is said the shortly before the Battle he formed an alliance with billy chilly. . .
~dab- Short for DiABlo, dab is a mighty dragon whose lair is deep within the MDbmb. He posseses the powers of Earth, with no firey attacks whatsoever. It was long believed dab was the devil himself, with many lost posts blamed on him.
~SimBen- A rampant war-borg with the ability to plug into and corrupt all computer systems. He was sent by his master, Durandal, to destroy DamnGlitch against his will. If he succeeds, he will earn his freedom.
~The Insane Space Hunter- A crazed bounty hunter with a suit of high-tech armor nearly identical to that of the great Samus Aran. He lives aboard his spacecraft, the Quest of Insanity. He has no real motives, it would seem, but there are rumors that he's to form an alliance with Sword Bearer. . .
~Outerverse- Cold. Calculating. Tolerant. This ancient being is always clad in black. He has and still is searching for something, but can't seem to remember what. . .
~Kejardon- A warrior clad in leather armor, Kejardon is almost always objective, and tends to surprise others. His only domain is his jet, and he works alone. A slender figure, but a fast and furious fighter nonetheless, his endurance is lacking though. . .
It is obvious that peace could not last in the MDbmb World for long with natives such as these. . .
TJ long saw this great War coming, and decided to watch from the heavens. While none of the MDbmb Posters knew this,
TJ would grant the victor the Golden Helmet of Samus Aran a powerful and beautiful relic.
It is now that the First Battle of this diverse group of warriors will begin. . .
Just thought I'd clear that up...
Posted by SimBen - 10/16/2000 5:21 pm
I'm not Rampant, Durandal is. Rampant is the AI equivalent to "Mad", actually And Durandal isn't really my master, he's just infected my ship and won't let it leave orbit until DamnGlitch is destroyed.
SimBen
I think I will start a battle.
Posted by Sword Bearer - 10/16/2000 3:41 pm
Ok this is going to be a battle for FN and Wave Man (I think it was Wave Man who wanted to fight FN) Ok the Battle takes place in a forest that is right next to the ocean.
May the Changer whatch over you.
Sword Bearer
P.S. I have to go so this is only a begging sombody eles can take over if they want.
Hold on. . .
Posted by billy chilly - 10/16/2000, 4:56 pm
First, Fire Nexus doesn't rule over a forest, his domain is Destronica, a region of eternal fire.
Second, there has to be some reason why Wave Man is fighting Fire Nexus. He has to get to him first (or vice versa). Also, Wave Man never mentioned wanting to fight Fire Nexus. Please, if you're going to write about someone, look over their bios, stats and goals first!!
Read the above post, I covered that already
Posted by SimBen - 10/16/2000 5:05 pm
Also, a fighter isn't NECESSARILY near his domain, he can be anywhere else.
Also, let's say once someone launches a battle, there is no way of preventing it in any way. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get to try your hand on him too
SimBen
The wind was blowing...
Posted by SimBen - 10/16/2000
5:03 pm
FireNexus was quietly meditating near a lake, in a forest...
Then Wave Man appeared from within the lake.
"FireNexus, I challenge you!" said Wave Man.
"Is Billy Chilly always gonna send his minions after me, or will he show up himself someday?" asked FireNexus.
"He asked me to test your strength, so he can be better prepared to fight you. But I won't hesitate to destroy you, even if he wants to do it himself!"
"Hmph, if I had a sense of humor I would laugh. I was hoping to battle someone stronger to begin with!"
"Arr, enough talk, scurvy dog! said Wave Man in a suddenly pirate-like voice. Prepare to feel the power of the waves!"
"Yeah right" said FireNexus as the two were placing themselves for the battle.
Let the slaughter begin... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
SimBen
FN vs. WM Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/16/2000, 6:10 pm , in reply to "I'll do it..."
24.178.96.237 A warm wind blows off the northern cape of some unmentioned island that's not important as the crystalline entity known as FireNexus zooms along the coastline, occassionally zipping between the pine trees dotting the landscape that merge into a full-blown forest slightly farther inland (MAN, that was a long sentence). Away from his home in Destronica while meditating, he seems at peace. Suddenly, the voice of your traditional salty sea dog rings out, cutting the near-silent whoosh of the levitating crystal... "Arr, matey, hold it thar!" comes the voice of Wave Man from just off the beach. Puzzled, the gem that is Fire Nexus slows to a halt as the robot walks out of the waves... "What is the reason for which you have stopped me?" FireNexus queries the sea-bot. "You be the one who my mate, Billy Chilly, decided 'e wants to see if 'e can destroy ye. Figure I should give 'im a hand." replies Wave Man. "While it may be true that I, the Fire Nexus, can be destroyed, now shall not be the time." FireNexus counters. "Arr... we'll see, matey." threatens Wave Man as he drops into a defensive crouch, arm blaster at the ready. FireNexus hovers slightly lower, as if he were also in a fighting position, but, being a crystal that hovers in the air, it's really quite impossible to tell. FireNexus begins the battle with a Heat Field, superheating the surrounding air to inestimable temperatures. However, Wave Man counteracts its effects with a quick Water Wave. Fire Nexus' orange glow fades as he recharges from the massive energy output required for his Heat Field... meanwhile, Wave Man smiles as he launches a volley of spears at the crystal. To his dismay, however, they glance off nearly harmlessly, harpoons lacking the stopping power to pierce a crystal shell. "Arr... uh, oh." says Wave Man as FireNexus lets loose with his Fire Burst. The pillar of flame sears Wave Man's armor, staggering him. He hefts himself back up, hurting. "As I stated, today is not the day when the world shall ascertain if the FireNexus is invincible or not." quips FireNexus, hovering closer to the wounded bot. However, he stops short when a space freighter descends from the sky... it lands, and a ramp opens on the underside. "Can't we all just get along?" asks the pilot, striding down the ramp in a black and red version of Samus Aran's own armor. "Who be ye?" asks Wave Man. "The Insane Space Hunter, at your service." the Hunter replies, taking a bow. "What is the importance of your visit?" asks FireNexus. "Oh, nothing much. I figured I'd give Wave Man here a few pointers on fighting stances. When you use arm-mounted cannons, there are a few ways to do things better. First, there's the open perpendicular stance..." explains the Hunter, standing perpendicular to Wave Man, his blaster on the side facing the bot. "This makes you a harder target, and gives you all the freedom of movement of the open forward stance." "Arr... any other stances I should know?" asks Wave Man, chuckling. "Uh, sure." The Insane Space Hunter proceeds to demonstrate fifteen more stances from different fighting arts, ranging from low-to-the-ground, firm stances to the ever-popular one-footed Crane Stance and others, describing the good and bad of each one. Finally, Wave Man interrupts him... "Matey, what would ye describe as the most useless stance ye know?" Wave Man asks with a grin. "That's the Flaky Croissant from some Indo-European fighting art that was adopted by the French, who screwed it up, of course." replies the Hunter, who puts himself into the stance, standing on the toes of one foot while putting the other one behind his head. Then, he proceeds to raise one arm above his head while he points his blaster at the ground... "Aye, that would be useless. Silly French." Wave Man says, walking up to the Space Hunter and tipping him backward, back into his ship. The ramp hisses as it shuts, the voice of the Hunter almost drowned out as it shuts... "Oh, hey, if there's any more stances you need to know, just let me know..." he says just before you can no longer hear him. "Arr, tis' nice of him to try and help." says Wave Man, turning back toward Fire Nexus. "Now, back to the matters at hand..." he says as FireNexus attacks with his Heat Beam. Surprised, Wave Man ducks out of the way just as the heat beam sizzles by, lighting half of the forest on fire. "Oops." "Aye, 'tis a fine 'oops,' indeed!" says Wave Man, attacking Fire Nexus with his Water Wave. He drives the crystal back toward the Quest of Insanity, the Insane Space Hunter's ship, with the sheer volume of the water, but does little damage to the entity. Ducking low, he charges up his cannon and lets loose with a Flood Summon. FireNexus manages to hover out of the way, just barely, but the attack still grazes him, nearly blasting away his outer shell. Meanwhile, the gigantic wall of water washes the Quest of Insanity out to sea, where it disappears over the horizon. With the last of his strength, FireNexus hits Wave Man with a Fire Burst that knocks both of them backward, FireNexus into the flames of the burning forest and Wave Man into the shallow water of the beachline. The roar of a jetpack fills the silence as Billy Chilly descends, landing near Wave Man's injured form. He helps his sometime ally to his feet... "Like I said when you asked to team... we're gonna need to fight FireNexus together." "Arr... it seems what ye said is true. Where is the blasted crystal?" Wave Man says, looking around. "Dunno. That's a battle for another day." The two warriors part ways, Wave Man descending into the waves once more while Billy Chilly flies off... Meanwhile, an injured FireNexus looks upon the exchange and departure from the depth of the flames...
A little explanation: I didn't kill anybody off, just because I wanted to be sure that I didn't do anything wrong, and it would just kinda suck if somebody died on their first day. At leas I think so.
Credits
Original Concept and Design: Sword Bearer
Executive Producer: Billy Chilly
Co-Executive Producer: The Insane Space Hunter
Concepts/Ideas Provided By: SimBen, Billy Chilly, The Insane Space Hunter
Writers: The Insane Space Hunter, SimBen
Puppeteer: Jim Henson
Fashion Consultant: J. Edgar Hoover
Just a couple things I'd like y'all to know... Posted by Wave Man on 10/17/2000, 4:25 pm , in reply to "FN vs. WM"
209.130.174.148 Fire is not my main weakness. I'm weak against blunt weapons, like blades or axes.
Nice story though! Arr, deactivated bots tell no tales!
Wave Man
Oops. Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/17/2000, 4:50 pm , in reply to "Just a couple things I'd like y'all to know..."
24.178.96.237 Oh, well. I was looking more to capture the essence of your character than to get everything else quite right. I've never written dialogue for a robotic pirate before... now a superhuman professional wrestler of the Soviet Union that is constantly spouting off Russian proverbs and fairy tales, I HAVE done that. Anyway... Have a nice day.
Link: UPDATED Whimsical Idiot Theater Archive
Hold on there... Posted by Wave Man on 10/16/2000, 10:29 pm , in reply to "I think I will start a battle."
209.130.174.182 First off, I didn't want to fight FireNexus, that was bil-chil. Oh, well, I guess I will anyways.
Also, we can't have more than one person writing the story, here, now can we, it's too confusing. "Arr, deactivated bots tell no tales!"
Wave Man
here it is! Posted by billy chilly on 10/17/2000, 2:48 pm , in reply to "Ah, c'mon, billy! I know you can answer this! :) (n/t)"
204.157.89.79 You
write about the battles that others are fighting in. That whole deal with Piccolo and Sword Bearer really doesn't have anything to do with what we're doing.Also, I'd like to point out that more than one person can write a battle, under certain conditions. If someone writes a battle to a "to be continued" point (i.e doesn't finish the battle) that means that anyone that feels like adding to the battle can, unless the poster of the original story post specifically says otherwise. An example of this is the dab v.s. Sword Bearer post I put up. Is everything cleared up? Yes? No? Anymore questions? B.I.G Bird spreads the word. . .
my take... Posted by Piccolo on 10/18/2000, 12:41 am , in reply to "here it is!"
200.216.1.57 i don't think it is much fair for other people to write down your destiny. This way, someone who doesn't come along with you can just give write you died. I think what we should do instead is let people anyone narrate what is going on from the perspective of its own character. Also, let's not just battle between 2 people. Many persons battling together is much more fun! :D Chaos!
the Boy Hero and the Ancient Dragon Posted by bil chil on 10/16/2000, 10:46 pm
204.157.89.197 Sword Bearer was wandering the grassy, rolling hills of the Middle Plains. He looked up to see a beautiful, endless and pure blue sky. Sword Bearer glanced down to see a pair of prarie dogs frantically scurrying between his feet and behind him, into the distance. He would soon find why the two rodents were in such a hurry. . . The ground rumbled, and the Sword Bearer's first thought was that somehow, an earthquake was striking the once-serene plains. He was proven wrong when the ground in front of him exploded in a hailstorm of dirt and rock and a tower of scaly skin soared through the earth, looming before Sword Bearer. "What manner of beast art thou??" Sword Bearer yelled as loud as he could, hoping the monstrous creature would hear him. Slowly, dab turned and gave a cold stare to Sword Bearer. His digging had been interrupted for this tiny creature? After a little hesitation, dab slowly stated, "I am dab, son of earth, dragon-master of rock." Sword Bearer was just barely able to contain himself, finally, a beast worth slaying! "I choose you, dab, son of earth, in the name of the almighty Changer!!" dab let out a deep bellow of a laugh, "Well, I suppose I have no choice but to accept your challenge!" He roared, half-honest, half-humoring Sword Bearer. "Prepare to die, dragon-master of rock!" Sword Bearer exclaimed, unsheathing his sword. . .
My turn! Posted by SimBen on 10/17/2000, 3:49 pm , in reply to "the Boy Hero and the Ancient Dragon"
142.169.170.15 Sword Bearer quickly lunged forward in a Quick Attack. Dab, unsuspecting, turned around at the last split-second to dodge the attack. Sinc dab was very massive, he didn't have time to completely turn around and Sword Bearer succeeded in cutting the tip of his tail.
"NOOOOOOOOO! My precious tail! shouted dab. You puny human, prepare to DIE!!!!"
"Speak for thyrself, dragon." Answered Sword Bearer.
Dab tried a Kick Attack and missed Sword Bearer, but the dragon succeded in doing a Slash attack, leaving a big scar on Sword Bearer's face. Dab buried himself back into the ground in another quake, and disappeared. "WHERE ART THOU, DRAGON? SHOW THYSELF! ON BEHALF OF THE CHANGER, I SWEAR, NAY, I PROMISE I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HOLD THY HEAD IN MINE OWN HANDS!" As he was wiping the tears and blood from his face, Sword Bearer sheated his sword and took the tip of dab's tail. From now on, his goal was to kill the one that took his dignity. He took a string and made a pendant with the tail, and tied it to his neck. SimBen Responses:
o Oh, good. I was afraid you'd blow off his legs in retaliation... (NT) The Insane Space Hunter 10/17/2000, 4:52 pm § Yeah so was I. (NT) Sword Bearer 10/17/2000, 5:27 pm § I'm glad you didn't chose one of my heads for pendant ;P *nt* Piccolo 10/18/2000, 12:59 am
Did I write the story? Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/18/2000, 10:10 am , in reply to "I'm glad you didn't chose one of my heads for pendant ;P *nt*"
152.163.204.21 No I did not sorry though about the head thing. HEY YOU GOT ON! May the Changer watch over you.
Sword Bearer
Interuption on Return to Destronica... Posted by FN on 10/16/2000, 11:21 pm
151.197.119.34 I figured as long as you aren't in battle, a bit of writing about yourself is okay.
-------------------------------------------------------------------- FireNexus floated along the stone path on his way to Destronica. His outershell was chipped in the battle with WaveMan. It began to regenerate almost immediately. Once he got to the eternal flame, it would speed up. But how did that lowly robot do damage to him. The water was very cold, but not nearly cold enough to weaken his shell. FireNexus began to believe something was up. In the distance, he saw a huge draghon, but disregarded it. He sent out a sonar-like wave to see what was near the dragon, and saw that it was a young boy. Was this boy going to battle this dragon? He was interested to see the power, and changed course, heading to watch, and perhaps intervene, if they were worthy enemies. He was on his way to watch two who could later be enemies, or friends...
The Inspace Bounty Hunter has an encounter himself. Posted by Kejardon on 10/16/2000, 11:45 pm , in reply to "WEll.... since I have no idea what OuterVerse travels in....I'm going to take a wild guess.(nt)"
63.199.244.215 The Insane Space Hunter starts up his Quest of Insanity and heads up out of the water... and flies a few thousand miles out of the atmosphere.
Mumbling something about auto-nitros being a bit TOO random, he sets abuot going back to the MDb world- And nearly crashes into another vessel. "State who you are please, and why you are here," requested a voice from the vessel.
Shrugging to himself, The Insane Bounty Hunter turns on the intercom. "I'm The Insane Bounty Hunter, and I happened to end up here because my engines thoguht that the nitro had to be used because the variable of m, which is computed by the previous rate of-"
"Stop with the technical info. I only want to know why you came here"
"Well sir, my ship is equipped with auto-nitro, and since m happened to be smaller than a random number that was-"
Starting to sound annoyed, the other ship cuts him off again. "I don't care about any random numbers! I want to know what you are doing here! I'm Outerverse, and I don't have a particularly long temper."
The Insane Bounty Hunter sighs. "Forget it. I'm heading back to the MDb world anyways."
"Not before telling me why you're out here."
Continuation Posted by Kejardon on 10/18/2000, 12:14 am , in reply to "The Inspace Bounty Hunter has an encounter himself."
63.199.244.158 "Not before telling me why you're out here."
The Insane Space Hunter considers that question, then tells his computer, "Raise bid of Outerverse wanting to kill me to 2,000." Then, turning back to the intercom, he says, "I said already I'm here because my auto-nitro thought I-"Cutting him off yet again, Outerverse responds quickly and obviously angry, "DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU TELL ME?" The computer suddenly beeps, and 4 red poker chips pop out of it towards The Insane Space Hunter responds to Outerverse. "Not really, but you won't let me say anything anyways." There was a few seconds pause, then the tell-tale sound of a guy falling down a staircase, signaling that Outerverse had ended the conversation. Then, without warning, Outerverse somehow appeared onto The Insane Space Hunter's ship. "Well, that's ONE way to skip an entry fee." Sword already out and ready to fight, Outerverse doesn't bother to respond with words. Instead, he charges towards The Insane Space Hunter with sword ready.
Would it kill you to stop posting cliffhangers? Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/18/2000, 12:39 am , in reply to "Continuation"
24.178.96.237 Nah, just kidding. Anyway, you wanna team up with me and Sword Bearer? We ARE somewhat well known interstallar heroes... Responses:
o I'm a hero? I never knew that. Ummm.... Treaty.... I don't do alliances.(nt) Kejardon 10/18/2000, 11:40 pm
Insane Space Hunter Vs Simben. Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/17/2000, 9:40 am
152.163.201.74 This battle will take place after the fight of dab and myself. Simben walked along the street of New York trying to find a uplink to the internet to see if he could find out were any of his enimeys were. As he came closer to a computer store he herd a faint rumbling sound. As he looked back he expected to see Billy Chilly but instead he saw a space ship heading for him. he calmly waited for the ship to land a few feet from him. As the hatch opened and The Insane Space Hunter steped from the ship. SIMBEN I CHANLLENG YOU! yelled the Insane Space Hunter (I am going to call him ISH). YOU DARE TO CHALLENG ME!? yelled Simben. For answer ISH fired a rocket at Simben who seeing the color change in his suit was able to dive out of the way. Rolling as he landed he turned and fired his own wepon at the ship but ISH was no longer there. Man for a insane guy he sure moves fast. said Simben. Up on a building above Simben you could see ISH take off his helmet and start his head but dive. Simben sincing the attack looked up just intime to see ISH jump from the building. For a moment he just stood there this took timing. NOW! This was Simbens only thought as he lept out of the way and watch ISH crash into the grond. Loser! Said Simben. I'm not licked yet. He herd ISH yell. He did not have time to think as ISH came up and fired the rocket that blu him into the building behind him. OUCH! That must have hurt. Said ISH. --------------------------------------
Got to go eat and do stuff I will finish this later. May the Changer watch over you.
Sword Bearer
Some more. Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/17/2000, 10:09 am , in reply to "Insane Space Hunter Vs Simben."
205.188.197.57 Simben tryed to pick himself off of the ground but couldnt his legs had been totally blown off. He looked up and saw ISH coming at him he looked behind himself and saw a computer store. YES! He thought and started to drag himself into the store. No you dont. Said ISH. ISH started to run into the store but it was to late Simben had found a computer that was linked to the internet and had escaped but not before plainting a bomb next to the computer that would short shutcut ISH's suit. And ISH saw the bomb to late and was caught in the blast. For a few moments the suit became very heavy until his backup systems booted up and he was back in his ship heading for space. HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE MY FIRST STORY! May the Changer watch over you.
Sword Bearer
Pretty good... a couple of comments for everybody Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/17/2000, 12:54 pm , in reply to "Some more."
24.178.96.237 Okay. It was pretty good, and I liked the diving headbutt part, but about climbing the building so fast... I'm thinking the grappling beam, right? Would I be able to have that in addition to my three weapons? I didn't put it on my stats for just that purpose. But that's okay. Next time, though, I'd appreciate a little more witty commentary-SimBen tried to stand up, but found that rather difficult, seeing as his legs had been blown off. Improvising, he managed to hobble with a bit of a wobble over to the computer store... Okay, that wasn't my best stuff, but chances are, SOMEBODY will find the wobbly hobble... er... hobbly wobble... hobble with a wobble... funny. Anyway, have a nice day. "If life wasn't meant to be funny, then why is 60% of it pointless?"
Hey, my legs! Posted by SimBen on 10/17/2000, 3:30 pm , in reply to "Some more."
142.169.170.15 That sucks! I'll have to wait to be repaired by Durandal's hundreds of slave BOBs (Born On Board) before I can fight again! One more thing, I don't yell, I'm a cold-hearted, always calm cyborg that doesn't feel any emotions (that includes revenge, I don't hold a grudge to ISH even after what he did to me) SimBen
Well, it wasn't so much my fault, either... Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/17/2000, 4:45 pm , in reply to "Hey, my legs!"
24.178.96.237 Yeah, Durandal will figure out a way to make repairs. He does that. And have a nice day. "I've been introducing them to the magic of orbital bombardment."
-Durandal
Another battle begins... Posted by Wave Man on 10/17/2000, 8:51 pm
208.50.105.192 --------------------------------------------------
Sasuke sits peacefully in the land of Mechanoree. Up in the control tower, he watches over the armies of Docmen below. "Calling one...two...three...",Sasuke calls over the microphone. Suddenly, a large static sound is heard through Sasuke's reciever, followed by a large crash.
Sasuke runs out back to the airfield, only to find a sleek, white jet laying sideways on the ground. A few junked Docmen lay near the crash. "What has happened here?!"Sasuke hollers. Kejordan jumps out of the smashed cockpit, and yells back to Sasuke, Hello? The interference from your control tower caused me to lose control." A likely story ,Sasuke says sarcastically. "I'll bet it happens alot" "No, not usually.",/i> "I don't appreciate it when troublemakers like yourself wreck my airfields! And, I promise you, it won't happen again!" Sasuke hissed, drawing out his weapon. Slowly, Kejordan draws his sword. "I'm sorry, but that's the way it's gonna be. Destroying you, that is,"Kejordan says calmly. "We'll see about that!Sasuke yells back. And let the battle begin.....
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So, c'mon. Finish up this war tale. I'd like to see everyone get invloved!
Otay I will trye. Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/17/2000, 9:19 pm , in reply to "Another battle begins..."
152.163.204.31 As Kejordan and Sasuke start to surcal (yes I did spell that wrong) they miss the faint sound of another ship heading toward the feild. They hear it to late and watch as the laser hits right inbettwen them blasting them into the walls of a hanger. DANG I MISSED! yelled ISH. As Sasuke and Kejordan get up they see a figer run by. Sword Bearer what on earth are you doing! Said ISH as he grabs Sword Bearer. "MAN you messed up my thing for forest gump!" Said Sword Bearer. "Now get out of my way and I might come BACK later!" "Werid" said Sasuke as Sword Bearer kept running "where did he get that scar?" "In a battle with dab" replyed ISH "Now back to the battle"
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I dont have any more time so sombody eles do somthing k.
May the Changer watch over you.
Sword Bearer o I would, but I'd have to conveniently write myself out, and my creative energies are drained today. (NT) The Insane Space Hunter 10/18/2000, 12:33 am
Piccolo sees confusion down below while he flies to the domain of dab... Posted by Piccolo on 10/18/2000, 1:52 am , in reply to "Otay I will trye."
200.216.1.57 -- Hmm, worthless foes... he thinks to himself while observing the scene from afar (at this time he sees Sword Bearer miss an attack with his sword to what he thinks - and to think that kid have been able to cut off my head... you'll pay me, damn kid! Suddenly enraged, Piccolo launches handful of ki blasts over the terrain bellow, taking down several Sasuke's wokers and causing general chaos just to show off. One of the shots accidentaly hits Kejardon in the toe. Piccolo seems satisfied to once again have proved to be a powerful fighter. Just as he's about to leave, a rocket passes by just a few feet from his nose, making he suddenly stop mid-air. Inertia along with surprise makes his dragon radar to fall down. He looks down and sees the Insane Space Hunter menacingly point up with his rocket launcher set. It seems there's no other way than battling out. The dragon ball in dab's lair will have to wait!
HEY HEY HEY! Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/18/2000, 10:06 am , in reply to "Piccolo sees confusion down below while he flies to the domain of dab..."
152.163.204.21 I thought we were team mates bub. Yes Insane Space Hunter is with us to but he only fired at you because you fired at him. May the Changer watch over you.
Sword Bearer
heh.. I work alone, kid! Come get some! >:D Posted by Piccolo on 10/18/2000, 1:58 pm , in reply to "HEY HE Y HEY!"
200.216.1.58 Piccolo launches a quick blast to which Sword Bearer counters by cutting it with the sword. But it gives Piccolo enough time to go and seek the dragon radar lost among all the destroyed junk around. The other folk still seem disorientated with Piccolo's first strike, except Kejardon, who - despite the coldness of his heart - looks to Piccolo with deadly and stone-cold eyes. Seems pissed...
Oh. Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/18/2000, 5:00 pm , in reply to "heh.. I work alone, kid! Come get some! >:D"
205.188.193.183 As Piccolo is looking for the dragon radar he does not notice until it is to late that Insane Space Hunter thow it into the air and blast it into ONE MILLON PEICES! "Ha beat that" says ISH. o Oh, great, now the big green guy is pissed off at ME. (j/k;nt; FDIC approved) "ISH" 10/18/2000, 5:24 pm
Okay, Wave Man, I'll do it. Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/18/2000, 5:42 pm , in reply to "Oh."
24.178.96.237 Dodging away from the ridiculous mass of humanity that is currently the battle, Kejardon looks frantically for Sasuke. He looks left. The Insane Space Hunter trying to juggle Piccolo's Dragon Radar with his blaster... oops. So much for that idea. He looks right. Nothing there but Sword Bearer, the scar on his face seeming to glow, screaming revenge and other angry words at dab, who doesn't happen to have shown his face yet. Nope. He looks up. The Quest of Insanity sits there, hovering, and not accomplishing much. Near it is Outerverse's ship. Nothing much there, either. Where the devil is Sasuke? Will Kejardon ever find Sasuke? Will Sword Bearer ever get revenge on dab? Will Piccolo be angry at Sword Bearer or The Insane Space Hunter for blowing up his Dragon Radar? Will Outerverse ever finish the battle with The Insane Space Hunter? Nothing in particular and more on the next episode of The Insane Space Hunter gets bored and posts something...
Fine here we go! Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/18/2000, 5:57 pm , in reply to "Okay, Wave Man, I'll do it."
205.188.197.156 As Kejordan is looking for Sasuke, Sasuke is behind him just following his head so that he cant see him. Boy this is fun thought Sasuke right before he gave Kejordan a nasty little headake. Kejordan turns swinging with his fists trying to hit Sasuke but misses. -------------------------------------------------
I just remembered that I have to go to work (DANG) so I will be back on about 6:00 or 7:00. May the Changer watch over you.
Sword Bearer Responses:
o What happened to my sword?(nt) Kejardon 10/18/2000, 11:44 pm § I forgot that you had a sword ok! (NT) Sword Bearer 10/19/2000, 10:02 am
Uh... uh oh. Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/18/2000, 6:54 pm , in reply to "Fine here we go!"
24.178.96.237 Ah, I guess it's okay... I said pretty much the same thing in my post. For everybody's reference, when I say "continued on the next episode of..." followed by MY NAME, it means I'M going to continue it... But like I said, I made it turn out that Sasuke was behing him all along, anyway. Don't worry, buddy, I gave you credit... just look in the credits section of my post. We'll just say that the idea came from you. And have a nice day. Responses:
o Cool thanks. (NT) Sword Bearer 10/18/2000, 8:03 pm
Here comes some more... Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/18/2000, 6:50 pm , in reply to "Okay, Wave Man, I'll do it."
24.178.96.237 Having been unable to spot Sasuke, Kejardon sits down to contemplate the matter. Because of his random action, the semi-well-known space hero ducks barely under the Star Blade attack that zings over his head. Small pinpoints of light strike him, emitted from the blade. Pulling a very nice windmill, Kejardon breakdances his way to his feet where he whips out his sword. Then, clashing blade to blade, he dukes it out with Sasuke. "Aha. This is what I came here to see." says the Hunter, who sits down near the battlefield. He also ducks handily under an attack made by an enraged Piccolo, whose attack is nimbly blocked by Sword Bearer. "You'll pay, worthless blade-wielder, for cutting off my head." growls Piccolo as he makes a savage swipe at the already-scarred face of Sword Bearer. "Hah! Thou'rt surely not a match for me, green-skinned infidel!" retorts Sword Bearer, sidestepping the blow and slashing at Piccolo. Piccolo manages to deflect the brunt of the attack with his arm, but the blade bites with the rage of a vengeful Sword Bearer. "Aah! You'll feel my wrath for that one, too..." screams Piccolo, knocking Sword Bearer away with a powerful blast of Ki energy. Suddenly, Kejardon bumps into him from behind, then ducks a flurry of spikes from Sasuke's cannon that slam into Piccolo. "Arg! The strong shall not survive if they keep getting attacked from all sides..." Piccolo groans as he lifts off and flies away, unable to fight any longer. Sword Bearer, though weakened and lying on the ground, looks up at his departing foe... "The day of the courageous is upon us! Marry, thou'rt lucky that the foul dragon, dab, is foremost on my mind, for I wouldst set after thee and surely triumph if the case were otherwise." he calls after the departing Piccolo. Meanwhile, Sasuke continues to rake at Kejardon with his rapid-fire spike cannon... "You can run, Kejardon, but you can't hide!" quips Sasuke, continuing the barrage. "Computer, what am I supposed to do here?" Kejardon asks his processing unit. "Well? Tell me!" "I'm sorry, Kejardon, I can't do that." responds the computer monotonically. "D'oh!" Suddenly, Kejardon hears a mysterious voice from over his shoulder... "Use the Force, Kejardon!" it says. Kejardon takes a quick glance behind him, taking a few spikes to the arm as a result, and realizes that it's The Insane Space Hunter, talking into a bucket. "Or maybe the really big gun..." "Oh, yeah!" Kejardon says, turning back toward Sasuke, who's... not there. "D'oh! Not this again!" "You should watch your back a bit more." comes Sasuke's voice from behind him. A Star Blade attack cuts into his shoulder at that very moment, and he falls, spinning, to see Sasuke swinging the Star Blade once more... "NO!" screams Sword Bearer, blocking the blade with his own. "Thou wilt not win because of a foul sneak attack upon thy opponent!" "And having outside interference in HIS favor is fair?" retorts Sasuke. "Uh... I hadn't thought of that..." "Then out of my way, whelp!" Sasuke shoves Sword Bearer out of the way and raises his blade once more... And realizes he's staring down the barrel of Kejardon's pulse laser... "Have a nice day, punk." says Kejardon as he squeezes the trigger with his good arm... _ _ _ _
When the smoke clears, there's no sign of Sasuke...
Credits
Original Concept/Design: Wave Man
Executive Producer: Billy Chilly
Co-Executive Producer: The Insane Space Hunter
Concepts/Ideas provided by: Piccolo, The Insane Space Hunter, Wave Man, Kejardon, and last, but not least, Sword Bearer
Writers: Wave Man, Sword Bearer, Piccolo, and The Insane Space Hunter
No pixels were harmed in the making of this story.
HERE IT IS... HTML fix Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/18/2000, 7:12 pm , in reply to "Okay, Wave Man, I'll do it."
24.178.96.237 Having been unable to spot Sasuke, Kejardon sits down to contemplate the matter. Because of his random action, the semi-well-known space hero ducks barely under the Star Blade attack that zings over his head. Small pinpoints of light strike him, emitted from the blade. Pulling a very nice windmill, Kejardon breakdances his way to his feet where he whips out his sword. Then, clashing blade to blade, he dukes it out with Sasuke. "Aha. This is what I came here to see." says the Hunter, who sits down near the battlefield. He also ducks handily under an attack made by an enraged Piccolo, whose attack is nimbly blocked by Sword Bearer. "You'll pay, worthless blade-wielder, for cutting off my head." growls Piccolo as he makes a savage swipe at the already-scarred face of Sword Bearer. "Hah! Thou'rt surely not a match for me, green-skinned infidel!" retorts Sword Bearer, sidestepping the blow and slashing at Piccolo. Piccolo manages to deflect the brunt of the attack with his arm, but the blade bites with the rage of a vengeful Sword Bearer. "Aah! You'll feel my wrath for that one, too..." screams Piccolo, knocking Sword Bearer away with a powerful blast of Ki energy. Suddenly, Kejardon bumps into him from behind, then ducks a flurry of spikes from Sasuke's cannon that slam into Piccolo. "Arg! The strong shall not survive if they keep getting attacked from all sides..." Piccolo groans as he lifts off and flies away, unable to fight any longer. Sword Bearer, though weakened and lying on the ground, looks up at his departing foe... "The day of the courageous is upon us! Marry, thou'rt lucky that the foul dragon, dab, is foremost on my mind, for I wouldst set after thee and surely triumph if the case were otherwise." he calls after the departing Piccolo. Meanwhile, Sasuke continues to rake at Kejardon with his rapid-fire spike cannon... "You can run, Kejardon, but you can't hide!" quips Sasuke, continuing the barrage. "Computer, what am I supposed to do here?" Kejardon asks his processing unit. "Well? Tell me!" "I'm sorry, Kejardon, I can't do that." responds the computer monotonically. "D'oh!" Suddenly, Kejardon hears a mysterious voice from over his shoulder... "Use the Force, Kejardon!" it says. Kejardon takes a quick glance behind him, taking a few spikes to the arm as a result, and realizes that it's The Insane Space Hunter, talking into a bucket. "Or maybe the really big gun..." "Oh, yeah!" Kejardon says, turning back toward Sasuke, who's... not there. "D'oh! Not this again!" "You should watch your back a bit more." comes Sasuke's voice from behind him. A Star Blade attack cuts into his shoulder at that very moment, and he falls, spinning, to see Sasuke swinging the Star Blade once more... "NO!" screams Sword Bearer, blocking the blade with his own. "Thou wilt not win because of a foul sneak attack upon thy opponent!" "And having outside interference in HIS favor is fair?" retorts Sasuke. "Uh... I hadn't thought of that..." "Then out of my way, whelp!" Sasuke shoves Sword Bearer out of the way and raises his blade once more... And realizes he's staring down the barrel of Kejardon's pulse laser... "Have a nice day, punk." says Kejardon as he squeezes the trigger with his good arm... _ _ _ _
When the smoke clears, there's no sign of Sasuke...
Credits Original Concept/Design: Wave Man
Executive Producer: Billy Chilly
Co-Executive Producer: The Insane Space Hunter
Concepts/Ideas provided by: Piccolo, The Insane Space Hunter, Wave Man, Kejardon, and last, but not least, Sword Bearer
Writers: Wave Man, Sword Bearer, Piccolo, and The Insane Space Hunter
No pixels were harmed in the making of this story.
Nice job, hunter... Posted by flying Piccolo on 10/18/2000, 11:01 pm , in reply to "HERE IT IS... HTML fix"
200.216.1.58 but i still got to kick your butt anyway. Soon enough! >:^,
A flashy energy blast comes down from the sky making a crater in the ground... Posted by mysterious voice on 10/17/2000, 11:58 pm
200.216.1.57 MDbworld folk look up, seeking what caused the strange phenomena. .
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-- Look up!, someone shouts, pointing up -- Piccolo is back! The crowd starts to gather and moan. Yes, the rageous fighter is back from the dead. After losing his head twice in a training battle with Sword Bearer (damn you!), Piccolo was taken to a dimension of pain and torture where a terrible monster known as That-lame-Microsoft-and-its-bad-products kept him from returning to his own body. But Piccolo was succesful in defeating the monster. He thinks the monster has something to do with the evil archnemesis of DamnGlitch - Bill Gates - and so, if it's the case, Piccolo may want to team up with him to defeat that jerk. Piccolo grins in a challanging attitude. He shouts:
-- You morons! After i take the 3 dragon balls hidden in the MDbworld with the help of the dragon radar, i'll be the most powerful fighter in the world. I'll beat the FireNexus crystal, the Diablo dragon, Bill Gates or whomever comes into my way. The MDbworld will be mine!! Mwahahahahah... Just as sudden as he appeared, he quickly flies away, heading in the direction of the Diablo dragon's lair. May it be that one of the balls is there?
NO DAB IS MINE! Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/18/2000, 10:15 am , in reply to "A flashy energy blast comes down from the sky making a crater in the ground..."
152.163.204.21 I WANT HIS HEAD! COME BACK YOU I WANT A LIFT TO HIS LAIR! J/j May the Changer watch over you.
Sword Bearer P.S.This post is pointless it does not need to be heeded thank you. o Piccolo you bastard! You blew off my arm!-nt- Sasuke1986 10/18/2000, 8:26 pm § I'd love to do that. But that honor went to Kejardon, wasn't it? *nt* flying Piccolo 10/18/2000, 10:35 pm
Insults for Sword Bearer. Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/18/2000, 8:33 pm
205.188.197.57 1: MOTHER LESS SON (or sons) OF GOOTS!.
2: for Piccolo.: COME BACK AND TAKE WHATS COMING TO YAH! YAH GREEN ANT!.
3: HEY FISH HEAD!
4: HEY LAWNMORER BRAIN! (yes I think that LawnMorer is spelled wrong)
5: CAMEL FACE! Cant think of any more but I will tell them to you when I do. May the Changer watch over you.
Sword Bearer
Mad at ISH for destroying the dragon radar, Piccolo flies towards dab's lair... Posted by flying Piccolo on 10/18/2000, 10:58 pm
200.216.1.58 It was towards that area the radar was pointing to - one of the 3 last dragon balls sure is there. While zipping through the skies like a rocket, many thoughts come to his mind: 1-get the 3 lasting dragon balls, 2-become a super fighter or immortal and 3-kill ISH and Sword Bearer. However, all his plans of world conquest are suddenly halt thanks to the lame ISH intermission. Damn you! The landscape below constantly changes, from tropical forests to sand deserts, from high-tech areas to icy wastelands. All the while, Piccolo tries to imagine how the hell will he be able to get all the dragon balls without a dragon radar... He can't do nothing but think about it. Then, in the white horizon he sees a familiar figure walking happily along with some fresh fish. Piccolo lands right in front to the tiny creature: billy chilli's pet penguin - Chilli Willy! The penguin has a surprised look. He slowly turns its head up to contenplate Piccolo. He then offers some fish to the namekian, to what it receives just a cold look. -Lead me to your master, creature! - Piccolo speaks - He's got loads of high-tech junk, maybe even some wireless communication device so i can contact Bulma there in Japan. I'll ask her to make me a new dragon radar. After hearing all silently with a perplexed look, the penguin in turn offers Piccolo some fish again. -American cartoons... - Piccolo stares the penguin... And looks around trying to find billy-chilly's hideout...
clarification on chilly willy Posted by billy chilly on 10/18/2000, 11:48 pm , in reply to "Mad at ISH for destroying the dragon radar, Piccolo flies towards dab's lair..."
206.42.135.66 chilly willy is not the Chilly Willy from the Woody Woodpecker Show. He's a plain old penguin that happens to bear the name chilly willy.(note the specific lack of capitalization) ps- billy chilly says: Piccolo, if you want to borrow some of my techno-junk, you have to offer me something in return. How do I know you're motives? I'm afraid I can't tell you that. . . hahah, Bwahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
heh heh heh heh heh... Posted by Woody on 10/19/2000, 12:26 am , in reply to "clarification on chilly willy"
200.216.1.58 Suddenly, out of nowhere, a damn woodpeacker appears inside billy-chilli's techjunk igluu and peacks on bill's hard head. The bird is gone in seconds... chilly willy remember the good old times...
>shakes fist in rage< Damn you Woody!! Damn you to Hell! Posted by bil-chil on 10/19/2000, 12:41 am , in reply to "heh heh heh heh heh..."
204.157.89.79 By the way, billy chilly doesn't live in a "techjunk igluu" its an abandon factory. An igloo would just be stupid, man.
Responses: o Forget what I said, I'm starting to like where this igloo idea is going. . . >n/t< bil-chil 10/19/2000, 5:23 am
Upon hearing the voice of billy-chilly by microphone, Piccolo is able to find his lab... Posted by enraged Piccolo on 10/19/2000, 1:12 am , in reply to "heh heh heh heh heh..."
200.216.1.58 It looks like a normal iglue, but with tech junk everywhere. Piccolo stands still next to the entry. He can sense the danger of this apparently calm scenary. Maybe some rocket launchers hidden in the ground? - You psycho! Ok, if you so wish i can offer you my skills to open a hole in the FN crystal with a Makakosappo blast. That's as far as you can get! - Piccolo proposes. As nobody answers, Piccolo walks in the direction of the entrance, when the ground beneath him explodes! Stunned, but hardly hurt, Piccolo menaces: "Ok, kid! I'll enter in there for good or bad!". When he's about to crounch and enter another explosion takes place. In a defensive position, when the dust clears Piccolo discovers the attacks weren't set by billy-chilly. Right in front of him is the war-borg SimBen.
- I need to use a computer terminal to become Matrix. - he speaks. - Get in line. - Piccolo replies. SimBen points the Alien Gun at Piccolo, to what Piccolo gets in defensive position.
In this very moment, a video monitor stands up from the ice ground and the face of billy-chilly is displayed. He speaks: "Neither of you will touch any of my devices! But maybe you 2 could turn out to be some interesting specimens." The 2 beings were still staring at the screen when the ground suddenly opened. Piccolo hovers over the air and SimBen teleports to an adequate location. As the ground is opened it reveals a vast and deep scientific techno complex beneath the icy wasteland. Was this the work of the kid alone? Or was it some old and alien civilization's doing. Staring at each other with surprise, Piccolo and SimBen start going down into the huge complex, seeking for ways to accomplish their objectives. In his hideout, several layers below, the punk kid laughes, aware of every move their opponents do - unaware of the devilish techtraps inside the complex...
Did I see Mulder in there? Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/19/2000, 12:29 pm
B.I.G Bird Wreaks Havoc. . . Posted by bil-chil on 10/19/2000, 2:49 pm , in reply to "Upon hearing the voice of billy-chilly by microphone, Piccolo is able to find his lab..."
204.157.89.44 Piccolo and SimBen stood in the frigid chamber, examining their poorly lit surroundings. A monitor lowers from the ceiling, once again displaying billy chilly's face. "Boys, boys, listen up. I've decided to cut a deal with the two of you." bil-chil announced over a crackle of static. "What?" Piccolo snapped. "The two of you will fight, right here, in this room. The winner gets access to my one of my creations. Keep in mind, SimBen, the rest of the chilly hilly complex is atomically shielded, which means any funny teleportation stunts will be in vain. Also note that the two of you are more than able to exit the compound through the rift in which you entered. Of course, the first to exit automatically forfeits any chance at borrowing my stuff." "Oh, and one more thing-" "What now?!" Piccolo barked. "You may want to keep an eye on that 18 ft tall pile of robo-junk stomping towards you. That's B.I.G Bird, I had to discontinue it because, well, he exhibits some "psychotic tendencies." You'll see in a minute. . ." Piccolo and SimBen both turn and look to see a mechanical monster, no less than 18 ft tall, slowly powering on. Its head turned, and a pair of large round eyes cast a blinding red light over SimBen and Piccolo. "Have fun, kids! hahahahah. . Ahahahah! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA!!" billy chilly howled manically.
Meanwhile... Posted by Piccolo on 10/19/2000, 3:03 pm , in reply to "Upon hearing the voice of billy-chilly by microphone, Piccolo is able to find his lab..."
200.216.1.57 -- Mulder, look! - Scully points up to the gigantic dome opening. -- An opening, at last! -- Mulder replies... -- i told you we'd be able to exit this alien complex, Scully... Scully shakes her head, in reproval -- How many times i've gotta tell you, Mulder: aliens don't exist! This is the work of some forgotten old civilization or something and... Before she can complete the statement, Piccolo lands before her. -- Excuse me. - he says - have you 2 came down from below? Fox and Scully shakes their heads affirmatively with rather incredule looks in their faces. SimBen teleports right before their eyes and asks: "Do you know where i can find some computer terminal?" Piccolo, furious, touches SimBen in the shoulder: "After me, you piece of junk!". SimBen takes Piccolo's hand and launches him towards the open dome, but Piccolo is almost at him in a few seconds. A furious combat take place and the sounds of mettalic punches echoes throughout the dome... -- Scully, let's get out of here. -- Ahn... yes... -- Scully has almost no voice... They begin to go up, while the 2 beings continue the slaughter. Suddenly, before them appears a computer monitor and a punk teen begins to speak: "Ok, you 2 can go now. I've got 2 new specimens to have fun with. It was good to have you 2 testing my techtraps for awhile, but i need some real challenge that only those 2 will be able to eventualy win out. Thank you for the good moments. And hey, let's make one last game. It'll be this way: i'll close the dome now so that you got just a few minutes to reach the top and be free. What do you think? Am i baaad or what?"He then interrupts the transmission. Looking at each other without understanding what the hell is going on, they suddenly sense a deep rambling as the dome slowly begins to close. -- Quick, Scully, we've gotta get out! -- Mulder shouts. Quickly moving between lot's of junk and metal walls - some minor traps here and there - they are almost there when Scully looks down at the 2 being making a mess below. -- Scully, give me your hand! -- Mulder asks. The dome completely close with a huge metallic noise. The 2 perplexed FBI agents stand there, without a word. When Mulder is about to speak, Scully make him silent. -- Don't you spill a word. - she says, looking at the iglue in front of them. - I know what you're going to say: aliens do exist and they are among us. But let me explain my theory: we are in the Artic region and somehow the low temperatures activated some kind of hallucination into our brains, to what... And she goes on and on...
A Question... Posted by SimBen on 10/19/2000, 8:13 pm , in reply to "Upon hearing the voice of billy-chilly by microphone, Piccolo is able to find his lab..."
142.169.183.218 Why would I attack Piccolo in the first place? He meant no harm to me. The only one I'm gonna purposely fight is DamnGlitch, remember? So why did I blow up the ground below Piccolo's feet? HUH? DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! AAAAAAAAH! *Head blows up* J/K, I'm not dead. But it was stupid to make me attack Piccolo anyway. And by the way, you write too much about yourself, Piccolo. SimBen
Ok, let me set the record straight... Posted by Piccolo on 10/19/2000, 10:59 pm , in reply to "A Question..."
200.216.1.58 You were trying to get into billy's underground complex when you saw me trying to sneak in. Because you knew of my chaotic personality, you wouldn't allow me to enter and eventualy destroy the place. You didn't know i was wishing to gain access to a network too, so you wold
prevent me from accomplishing sinister objectives. You're trying to get
connected to become Matrix, remember? Anyway, yes i talk a lot about me and it isn't going to be any other way. I'll write the story from the point of view of my character and that's all. Which, BTW, was something you all should be doing. I don't mind that other people eventually write off my character's story, though...
As Sword Bearer and Insane Space Hunter leave. Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/19/2000, 10:08 am , in reply to "Mad at ISH for destroying the dragon radar, Piccolo flies towards dab's lair..."
205.188.197.169 the battle ground Insane Space Hunter remembers that right before he blu up the Dragon Radar he saw it flash twoard the ocean right next ASH AND BROOK AND MISTY! J/j. Right next to the funky triangle where ships get lost alot (at least that is what I call it). So going there Insane Space Hunter and Sword Bearer find one of the three Dragon Balls and wait for Piccolo to arive. --------------------------------------------------
Hee hee hee come get some Piccolo.
Damn you two! Posted by even more enraged Piccolo on 10/19/2000, 2:19 pm , in reply to "As Sword Bearer and Insane Space Hunter leave."
200.216.1.57 I hope Pikachu makes toast out of you!
I cut his head off. Posted by Sword Bearer on 10/19/2000, 8:38 pm , in reply to "Damn you two!"
152.163.197.178 just like Insane Space Hunter and I will do to you. (sticks tung out at Piccolo) May the Changer watch over you.
Sword Bearer
Piccolo VS. SimBen in the Chilly Hilly Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/19/2000, 4:42 pm
24.178.96.237 I started a new thread so everybody would notice this. Anyway... there IS one problem. I have NO IDEA what SimBen's attacks are (the stats post got booted). So, I'm gonna be kinda general with him... but here we go. While SimBen and Piccolo square off in the Chilly Hilly,
Billy Chilly is elsewhere with his pal, Chilly Willy...
Eating a mound of hot dogs prepared with Billy's Chili,
Waiting for the battle to begin in Chilly Hilly.
SimBen and Piccolo drop into fighting stances,
The Insane Space Hunter watches from the sky in the most distracted of his trances...
Kejardon grabs popcorn and watches as SimBen advances,
Then Piccolo opens up, firing off electric lances.
SimBen dodges Piccolo's flying Ki,
Then starts to move his hands really fast, much like Bruce Lee...
He strikes with lightning quickness, but Piccolo won't flee,
For he takes a few but gets hit somewhat though he blocks others handily.
Sword Bearer joins the Hunter and Kejardon, observing,
Piccolo strikes SimBen with a blast, perhaps deserving...
Billy Chilly laughs, the sound perhaps unnerving,
As Piccolo stops flat-footed, damage no longer is he serving.
In the respite, SimBen's can regain his feet,
And fires his own weapon, the blast a pyrotechnic treat.
It catches Piccolo in the chest, knocking him down to the street,
that B.I.G. Bird rumbles along, packing a lot of heat.
Somebody else continue this... I'm running out of rhymes.
And have a nice day.
D'oh! I made a typo! Posted by The Insane Space Poet on 10/19/2000, 4:47 pm , in reply to "Piccolo VS. SimBen in the Chilly Hilly"
24.178.96.237 I hate it when I do that. Did you see it? I typed "SimBen's" in the fifth stanza where I wanted it to say "SimBen..." oh, well.
I'm sure that Piccolo is a reasonable fellow... Posted by SimBen on 10/19/2000, 8:24 pm , in reply to "Piccolo VS. SimBen in the Chilly Hilly"
142.169.183.218 Hey, I don't wanna fight him, I just wanna GET OUT OF THAT DAMN ****IN' IGLOO!!!! So whoever continues this post, if I ever get a chance, I'll try to escape. Maybe Piccolo will even propose an alliance to me. Of course I won't, since I have my logical, cold-hearted cyborg pride, after all! But remember my other request, I won't fight anyone besides DamnGlitch unless I am ABSOLUTELY obligated to do it (ie else it would hinder my personal safety, not a human's, I'm not programmed with that laws of robotics crap...) As for my techniques, well I have the usual cyborg arsenal (ie like a Shotgun in one hand and an Assault Rifle/Grenade Launcher (through the magical properties of second triggers...) in the other) AND also an Alien prototype weapon on my back that induces spontaneous compbustion in any biological being it encounters (It's a gun, not a sword just so you know) but has very low ammo and is rather unprecise. But it fires REALLY fast.
As for Matrix's arsenal, well, let me think about it, I'll post it when someone does a battle in which the big guy is involved SimBen
Oh, and another thing... Posted by SimBen on 10/19/2000, 8:28 pm , in reply to "I'm sure that Piccolo is a reasonable fellow..."
142.169.183.218
I don't need to find a computer to become Matrix, there's nothing BUT computers on my ship, fer crying out loud! The only reason I can see to why I would be in billy chilly's lair is that I wanted some information on DamnGlitch's whereabouts. SimBen
Okay, the standard Marathon arsenal. Got it. (God bless second triggers)(nt) Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/19/2000, 10:37 pm , in reply to "Oh, and another thing..."
24.178.96.237 nt Responses: o I'm as reasonable as it gets... Piccolo 10/19/2000, 11:12 pm § HELLO??!!! (EVERYBODY READ) The Insane Space Hunter 10/20/2000, 12:50 pm § Okay. Soon as you get the stats page up, I stop the cliffhangers(nt) Kejardon 10/21/2000, 12:38 pm § You can write about my character. I'm just reading from now on *nt* Piccolo 10/21/2000, 12:12 am
I'm as reasonable as it gets... Posted by Piccolo on 10/19/2000, 11:12 pm , in reply to "Okay, the standard Marathon arsenal. Got it. (God bless second triggers)(nt)"
200.216.1.58 You know, it's real hard to write off about other characters, their personalities, stats and such. So, when you people in this board start writing the stories of your characters yourselves, i come back. Meanwhile, i'll just blast a Makankosappo into the close dome so me and SimBen can come out of bil's hideout. I'll be on the bamboo forest resting and thinking about what to do next...
HELLO??!!! (EVERYBODY READ) Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/20/2000, 12:50 pm , in reply to "I'm as reasonable as it gets..."
204.98.156.178 If somebody wants something written, or if there's a post-in-progress that somebody wants somebody else in general to continue, I continue it. I don't pick the situations I get into, and nobody else really does, either... though they can set themselves up for it. Regardless of whether or not they get the battles they WANT, EVERYBODY ends up fighting somebody sometime. Did I choose to fight Outerverse or SimBen? Nope. I ended up fighting them, anyway. That's just how it works. Someone else picks who you fight, someone else writes the fight, and... guess who... SOMEONE ELSE chooses the outcome. You can make suggestions about who your character might fight or not, depending on whatever, but someone might want to write a situation where you'd have to fight somebody else whether you like it or not. Like here. Piccolo put himself and SimBen into the storyline, Billy Chilly wrote a little more about it, then Piccolo decided that he and SimBen would go in. Piccolo's got a wee bit too much influence on what his character does here, but that's okay. Anyway, Billy Chilly decides that since they're on HIS turf, HE gets to decide what happens next to the two of them. This is how the system's supposed to work. Ask Billy. Anyway, Bil-Chil decides they're gonna fight. Then, I write the fight. It worked just like it was supposed to. Of course, there were people who didn't want it this way. SimBen's objection was that it was kind of out-of-character for him to fight Piccolo in the first place. Well, you get written into the story by someone else, and THEY decide your fate to the best of their ability to write for your character. So what if you have to fight someone besides your mortal enemy or target? Life's a b###h. Have a nice day. Then, Piccolo had a problem with everybody else not writing for their character. News flash, buddy-we're NOT SUPPOSED TO. This is what Billy Chilly and I had several conversations about it... I wanted to occassionally include myself in posts as somewhat of a tertiary character, which is fine. However, you do NOT tell the story of what happens to your character as a solo operation. The idea is to eliminate the "I killed everybody else" type of posts. That's how it's supposed to work. Now, writing a storyline involving your character for somebody else to continue is fine. However, you don't decide what happens in the battle or how it ends or who dies, if anybody. That's just how it works, guys... this was in Billy's first posts, entitled "rules" and such. Ask him. But have a nice day.
o Okay. Soon as you get the stats page up, I stop the cliffhangers(nt) Kejardon 10/21/2000, 12:38 pm o You can write about my character. I'm just reading from now on *nt* Piccolo 10/21/2000, 12:12 am
A request Posted by Wave Man on 10/19/2000, 8:46 pm
208.50.105.188 I request that someone writes a story of Billy Chilly and myself teaming up. Like how we met and teamed up. And maybe we could fight a creature or something. Not another fighter, but maybe a monster or somethin'. Any takers? Man of the Waves
Wave Man
o How about you? *nt* Piccolo 10/19/2000, 11:02 pm
I didn't want to write about myself, unlike you. :-) (j/k) (n/t) Wave Man 10/20/2000, 5:50 pm
Here she comes... Posted by The Insane Space Hunter on 10/19/2000, 11:05 pm , in reply to "A request"
24.178.96.237 "Gather round, children, and listen to your old uncle Space Hunter relate the age-old tale of when Billy Chilly and Wave Man became allies and fought a great battle together." The Insane Space Hunter starts in the aftermath of Sasuke's battle with Kejardon, everyone sitting down on a grassy knoll while they put themselves back together. "'Uncle Space Hunter?'" asks Kejardon quizzically. "Ah, let him tell the story." says Billy Chilly. "Why don't YOU tell us the story?" asks a confused Sword Bearer. "You, of course, know what it is." "You'd think that, wouldn't you?" "It all started when..."
I'll get back to this in a minute...
The rest Posted by Uncle Space Hunter on 10/20/2000, 1:01 am , in reply to "Here she comes..."
24.178.96.237 (Uncle Hunter) It all started when Billy Chilly, the ever-inquisitive super genius boy wonder... (Billy Chilly) Thank you very much... (Uncle Hunter) Well, he decided to search the arctic wasteland north of the Chilly Hilly fortress, in hopes of finding something to aid him in defeating Fire Nexus. (Fire Nexus) Well, did he? (Uncle Hunter) That's not part of the story. Continuing on, Billy finds a frozen cave. Since everything you ever find that's good in frozen wastelands is in a cave, guarded by hordes of evil robots and things, he whips out his pulse laser, preparing to enter... (Billy Chilly) I don't have a pulse laser, stupid! (Uncle Hunter) You don't talk back to your wise old Uncle Hunter, boy. Now, I'll explain. He enters the cave, goes left, right, left, right, right, right... (Kejardon) Sit down, stand up, FIGHTT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (Uncle Hunter) Yeah. He comes to a darkened passage... (Piccolo) *starts making scary sounds* (Uncle Hunter) Thanks for the sound effects. He turns on his wrist lamp, and promptly realizes that... (Billy Chilly) That I don't have one of THOSE, either... (Uncle Hunter) That there's a wall of white fur in front of him. A monster, of course. (Sword Bearer) Oh, dear. (Uncle Hunter) He brings up his pulse laser to fire, but the beast knocks it away and knocks him to the ground... (Billy Chilly) What, you make believe that I have a weapon, then you take it away before I even get to use it? (Uncle Hunter) It happens. Anyway, the monster raises it's paw to deliver the killing blow... (Kejardon) Wait a sec... if Billy Chilly dies in the past, then the space-time continuum is gonna be messed up... (Uncle Hunter) Now, would your kind old Uncle Hunter do that? (Piccolo) Yes. (Uncle Hunter) Be nice to your Uncle Hunter, or he'll just kill you off in a story about the past and you'll stop existing. (Wave Man) Hah hah... arr. (Uncle Hunter) Suddenly, a gigantic wall of water washes the beast away, freezing and trapping him against a wall... (Wave Man) Arr... 'tis a beautiful thing. (Sword Bearer) Yay! Ice! (Uncle Hunter) Well
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