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Sasuke sits peacefully in the land of Mechanoree. Up in the control tower, he watches over the armies of Docmen below.

"Calling one...two...three...",Sasuke calls over the microphone.

Suddenly, a large static sound is heard through Sasuke's receiver, followed by a large crash. Sasuke runs out back to the airfield, only to find a sleek, white jet laying sideways on the ground. A few junked Docmen lay near the crash.

"What has happened here?!" Sasuke hollers.

Kejardon jumps out of the smashed cockpit, and yells back to Sasuke, Hello? The interference from your control tower caused me to lose control."

A likely story, Sasuke says sarcastically. "I'll bet it happens a lot"

"No, not usually.",

"I don't appreciate it when troublemakers like yourself wreck my airfields! And, I promise you, it won't happen again!" Sasuke hissed, drawing out his weapon.

Slowly, Kejardon draws his sword.

"I'm sorry, but that's the way it's gonna be. Destroying you, that is,"Kejardon says calmly.

"We'll see about that! Sasuke yells back.

As Kejardon and Sasuke start to circle, they miss the faint sound of another ship heading toward the field. They hear it to late and watch as the laser hits right in between them blasting them into the walls of a hanger.

DANG I MISSED! yelled ISH.

As Sasuke and Kejardon get up they see a finger run by.

Sword Bearer what on earth are you doing! Said ISH as he grabs Sword Bearer.

"MAN you messed up my thing for forest gump!" Said Sword Bearer. "Now get out of my way and I might come BACK later!"

"Weird" said Sasuke as Sword Bearer kept running "where did he get that scar?"

"In a battle with dab" replied ISH "Now back to the battle"

Piccolo sees confusion down below while he flies to the domain of dab...

-- Hmm, worthless foes... he thinks to himself while observing the scene from afar (at this time he sees Sword Bearer miss an attack with his sword to what he thinks - and to think that kid have been able to cut off my head... you'll pay me, damn kid!

Suddenly enraged, Piccolo launches handful of ki blasts over the terrain bellow, taking down several Sasuke's workers and causing general chaos just to show off. One of the shots accidentally hits Kejardon in the toe. Piccolo seems satisfied to once again have proved to be a powerful fighter.

Just as he's about to leave, a rocket passes by just a few feet from his nose, making he suddenly stop mid-air. Inertia along with surprise makes his dragon radar to fall down. He looks down and sees the Insane Space Hunter menacingly point up with his rocket launcher set. It seems there's no other way than battling out. The dragon ball in dab's lair will have to wait!

Piccolo launches a quick blast to which Sword Bearer counters by cutting it with the sword. But it gives Piccolo enough time to go and seek the dragon radar lost among all the destroyed junk around. The other folk still seem disorientated with Piccolo's first strike, except Kejardon, who - despite the coldness of his heart - looks to Piccolo with deadly and stone-cold eyes. Seems pissed...

As Piccolo is looking for the dragon radar he does not notice until it is to late that Insane Space Hunter throw it into the air and blast it into A MILLION PIECES! "Ha beat that" says ISH.

Dodging away from the ridiculous mass of humanity that is currently the battle, Kejardon looks frantically for Sasuke.

He looks left. The Insane Space Hunter trying to juggle Piccolo's Dragon Radar with his blaster... oops. So much for that idea.

He looks right. Nothing there but Sword Bearer, the scar on his face seeming to glow, screaming revenge and other angry words at dab, who doesn't happen to have shown his face yet. Nope.

He looks up. The Quest of Insanity sits there, hovering, and not accomplishing much. Near it is Outerverse's ship. Nothing much there, either.

Where the devil is Sasuke?

Having been unable to spot Sasuke, Kejardon sits down to contemplate the matter. Because of his random action, the semi-well-known space hero ducks barely under the Star Blade attack that zings over his head. Small pinpoints of light strike him, emitted from the blade. Pulling a very nice windmill, Kejardon break dances his way to his feet where he whips out his sword. Then, clashing blade to blade, he dukes it out with Sasuke.

"Aha. This is what I came here to see." says the Hunter, who sits down near the battlefield. He also ducks handily under an attack made by an enraged Piccolo, whose attack is nimbly blocked by Sword Bearer.

"You'll pay, worthless blade-wielder, for cutting off my head." growls Piccolo as he makes a savage swipe at the already-scarred face of Sword Bearer.

"Hah! Thou'rt surely not a match for me, green-skinned infidel!" retorts Sword Bearer, sidestepping the blow and slashing at Piccolo. Piccolo manages to deflect the brunt of the attack with his arm, but the blade bites with the rage of a vengeful Sword Bearer.

"Aah! You'll feel my wrath for that one, too..." screams Piccolo, knocking Sword Bearer away with a powerful blast of Ki energy. Suddenly, Kejardon bumps into him from behind, then ducks a flurry of spikes from Sasuke's cannon that slam into Piccolo. "Arg! The strong shall not survive if they keep getting attacked from all sides..." Piccolo groans as he lifts off and flies away, unable to fight any longer. Sword Bearer, though weakened and lying on the ground, looks up at his departing foe...

"The day of the courageous is upon us! Marry, thou'rt lucky that the foul dragon, dab, is foremost on my mind, for I wouldst set after thee and surely triumph if the case were otherwise." he calls after the departing Piccolo. Meanwhile, Sasuke continues to rake at Kejardon with his rapid-fire spike cannon...

"You can run, Kejardon, but you can't hide!" quips Sasuke, continuing the barrage.

"Computer, what am I supposed to do here?" Kejardon asks his processing unit. "Well? Tell me!"

"I'm sorry, Kejardon, I can't do that." responds the computer monotonically.

"D'oh!" Suddenly, Kejardon hears a mysterious voice from over his shoulder...

"Use the Force, Kejardon!" it says. Kejardon takes a quick glance behind him, taking a few spikes to the arm as a result, and realizes that it's The Insane Space Hunter, talking into a bucket. "Or maybe the really big gun..."

"Oh, yeah!" Kejardon says, turning back toward Sasuke, who's... not there. "D'oh! Not this again!"

"You should watch your back a bit more." comes Sasuke's voice from behind him. A Star Blade attack cuts into his shoulder at that very moment, and he falls, spinning, to see Sasuke swinging the Star Blade once more...

"NO!" screams Sword Bearer, blocking the blade with his own. "Thou wilt not win because of a foul sneak attack upon thy opponent!"

"And having outside interference in HIS favor is fair?" retorts Sasuke.

"Uh... I hadn't thought of that..."

"Then out of my way, whelp!" Sasuke shoves Sword Bearer out of the way and raises his blade once more...

And promptly realizes he's staring down the barrel of Kejardon's pulse laser.

"Have a nice day, punk." says Kejardon as he squeezes the trigger with his good arm...




When the smoke clears, there's no sign of Sasuke...




In the land of Mechanoree, all was quiet. The Docmen didn't do much now, their leader was gone. The land was filled with hatred for that blasted warrior who killed their leader. Or so they thought... The dust had settled and the debris was cleared in the area of the battle. But slowly, a yellow hand moved from the rubble. Later, a head began to emerge from the dust. A leg emerged, and Sasuke was back. Sasuke was a battle-scarred mess of robot. With only one arm, three fingers, one leg and no jaw, Sasuke was alive. His circuits were fused, and his bolts capped. He was barely alive, but he was. He looked around and sighed, his land of mechanic-wonder was gone. The airfields stripped, the vehicle plants ravaged, the once great land was a wreck. Sasuke trembling emotion chip was filled with hatred. His short-circuiting eyes filled with anger. His one good hand turned into a fist, and Sasuke scowled. He was back, and no one knew it. He made a new goal; to put a stop to that cocky, arrogant warrior that is Kejardon. The once peaceful, serene robot of Sasuke was now transformed into a vengeful, hatred-filled, battle-scarred warrior. His new goal was to eliminate Kejardon, and he was to make sure it would happen. He thought of where to find Kejardon, and he decided he would beat the info out of billy chilly at all costs. He had picked billy chilly randomly, if you wondered. It was the making of a battle...