"Gather round, children, and listen to your old uncle Space Hunter relate the age-old tale of when Billy Chilly and Wave Man became allies and fought a great battle together." The Insane Space Hunter starts in the aftermath of Sasuke's battle with Kejardon, everyone sitting down on a grassy knoll while they put themselves back together.

"'Uncle Space Hunter?'" asks Kejardon quizzically.

"Ah, let him tell the story." says Billy Chilly.

"Why don't YOU tell us the story?" asks a confused Sword Bearer. "You, of course, know what it is."

"You'd think that, wouldn't you?"

"It all started when..."

(Uncle Hunter) It all started when Billy Chilly, the ever-inquisitive super genius boy wonder...

(Billy Chilly) Thank you very much...

(Uncle Hunter) Well, he decided to search the arctic wasteland north of the Chilly Hilly fortress, in hopes of finding something to aid him in defeating Fire Nexus.

(Fire Nexus) Well, did he?

(Uncle Hunter) That's not part of the story. Continuing on, Billy finds a frozen cave. Since everything you ever find that's good in frozen wastelands is in a cave, guarded by hordes of evil robots and things, he whips out his pulse laser, preparing to enter...

(Billy Chilly) I don't have a pulse laser, stupid!

(Uncle Hunter) You don't talk back to your wise old Uncle Hunter, boy. Now, I'll explain. He enters the cave, goes left, right, left, right, right, right...

(Kejardon) Sit down, stand up, FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

(Uncle Hunter) Yeah. He comes to a darkened passage...

(Piccolo) *starts making scary sounds*

(Uncle Hunter) Thanks for the sound effects. He turns on his wrist lamp, and promptly realizes that...

(Billy Chilly) That I don't have one of THOSE, either...

(Uncle Hunter) That there's a wall of white fur in front of him. A monster, of course.

(Sword Bearer) Oh, dear.

(Uncle Hunter) He brings up his pulse laser to fire, but the beast knocks it away and knocks him to the ground...

(Billy Chilly) What, you make believe that I have a weapon, then you take it away before I even get to use it?

(Uncle Hunter) It happens. Anyway, the monster raises it's paw to deliver the killing blow...

(Kejardon) Wait a sec... if Billy Chilly dies in the past, then the space-time continuum is gonna be messed up...

(Uncle Hunter) Now, would your kind old Uncle Hunter do that?

(Piccolo) Yes.

(Uncle Hunter) Be nice to your Uncle Hunter, or he'll just kill you off in a story about the past and you'll stop existing.

(Wave Man) Hah hah... arr.

(Uncle Hunter) Suddenly, a gigantic wall of water washes the beast away, freezing and trapping him against a wall...

(Wave Man) Arr... 'tis a beautiful thing.

(Sword Bearer) Yay! Ice!

(Uncle Hunter) Well, Billy Chilly turns and peers up at his savior, and sees none other than the semi-famous bot, Wave Man.

(Wave Man) Arr, I thought it t' be Kejardon who be famous...

(Uncle Hunter) Whatever. We can all be semi-famous. Well, Wave Man levels his blaster at the unarmed Billy Chilly and utters the words 'Arr, matey, deactivated sapients tell no tales...'"

(Wave Man) Arr, 'tis bots, you scurvy landlubber...

(Uncle Hunter) Artistic license.

(Wave Man) Arr.

(Uncle Hunter) Billy Chilly, realizing the power of Wave Man, offers a deal;

(Kejardon) Yeah, but $1.99? Are they out of their minds?

(Uncle Hunter) Well, Billy realizes that an alliance could be mutually beneficial, and offers help in defeating Dr. Wily in return for Wave Man's help in defeating Fire Nexus...

(Billy Chilly) What, that's it?

(Uncle Hunter) I spontaneously ran out of ideas.

(Sword Bearer) What about his arm light?

(Uncle Hunter) Well, he accidentally shined it in Wave Man's eyes, and Wave Man retaliated by blowing it up.

(Wave Man) What, with a water cannon?

(Uncle Hunter) Yes.