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DamnGlitch vs. Kejardon
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DamnGlitch sat in a armless chair, staring at his computer, a blank look on his face. To anybody else it would look like he was staring into space or dead, but no, he was going over tons of information from the internet.

"ah, anime"
Suddenly he snapped out of his trance and stood up. "Damn Alarm." he thought right as the sound of a large man triggered his intruder sensors, located just outside his dorm room. Getting up, he walked out to have a look see. "It's nothing." he thought. In the time it took to blink an eye he was on the ground, a sword was in his face right next to a frown. "What's so hard about knocking?" asked DamnGlitch, "It takes a lot of power to run those things!" Kejardon only laughed in DamnGlitch's face. DamnGlitch hated to be laughed at.

"You think you're so smart, DamnGlitch, hunting me like I'm a dog, putting glitches into my software? Well now I am here to pay you back for all of the damage you have done " said Kejardon.

"I haven't done that to Kejardon...yet" thought DamnGlitch. "You're not the real Kejardon, quit the act, punk, you might as well take off the mask."

Complying, Kejardon ripped off his face, to the rage of DamnGlitch, (who really had hoped it would be Kejardon), saw the face of his most hated enemy, B07n, creator of the Windows program.

As DamnGlitch looked into the face of his most hated enemy his only thought was to snap the mans neck. "Do you think I am stupid BO7n?" asked DamnGlitch "Kejardon contacted me when he reported his jet missing"

As DamnGlitch finished Kejardon stepped out of the shadows of the forest. "greetings BO7 I would like my jet back Now!" said Kejardon drawing his sword.

"You how did you get here?" Asked Bill Gates "Last anybody knew you were fighting Insane Space Hunter"

"Yes I was" Answered Kejardon going into a flash back. "While I was dodging the lasers from his security system Insane Space Hunter put in the location of my jet into his computer and set the 'Quest of Insanity' on auto pilot and then when he turned around seeing me destroy his security systems. Then we got into a battle and he punched me out, when I woke up we were at the location of my jet but it was not there. The probe that I had recording it said that a strange man had taken it using the police photos we were able to find Bill Gates. So I contacted DamnGlitch and that is why he was ready for you." Kejardon finished his story by saying. "After that Insane Space Hunter took me to the forest palace of DamnGlitch".

B07n just stared dumbfounded at Kejardon. Why had he not thought of police cameras? He thought. Suddenly DamnGlitch was on top of B07n and had fired off a 'Basic Scramble'. B07n afraid for his life kicked off DamnGlitch turned and ran. DamnGlitch quickly came to his feet and started after him but was blown back by a laser bolt from another ship.

"You don't have to worry about him for now DamnGlitch. It is I you must worry about now". Said a voice from inside the ship.

What fool stopped him from destroying his most hated enemy? thought DamnGlitch. It can only be one person.

"SimBen!" Yelled DamnGlitch "Come out and fight me! You robed me of my victory of B07n! Now I shall rob you of your life!"

"No I say you come up here" Answered SimBen as he started the teleportation systems. The next thing DamnGlitch knew he was inside a giant space ship. "Hook up to the computer and join the battle field" Said the voice of SimBen. DamnGlitch started for the console when he herd a thump and a few seconds later saw Kejardon banging on the door window. Walking over DamnGlitch let him in. "What in the world are you doing here?" asked DamnGlitch.

"Thought you might need somebody to watch your body while you were battling." Answerd Kejardon.

"Thank you" Said DamnGlitch as he walked over and plugged himself in.

DamnGlitch was thrown into a series of colors and sounds. "This is complex" Said DamnGlitch.

"Thanks I programmed it myself" Answered SimBen. Suddenly DamnGlitch found himself inside a giant arena, crowd and all. "Welcome to my creation DamnGlitch" Said SimBen "I have programmed all of the places that you shall try to find me in, If you fail to find me you die, If you cheat you die, If you fail in a battle you die, NOW LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"

SimBen disappeared and was replaced by three other people who started to circle around DamnGlitch. "Now this ain't fair" Said DamnGlitch as he jumped at the first person. Sending a Basic Scramble at the other two who were thrown back from the energy ball that also came with the attack, The person that he jumped at leapt away from him and landed in an attack form. DamnGlitch tried a jump kick at the persons head. The person grabbed DamnGlitch's foot, YES! thought DamnGlitch as he bent his first leg and caught his other foot on the persons jaw taking him out of the battle after that DamnGlitch took the other two out with ease. DamnGlitch now found himself inside a jungle, There has to be a faster way through these place's thought DamnGlitch as he started to rip through trees finding a control console. Grinning he stuck his hand into it and was warped to the control center where he started to reprogram SimBen's computer.

Kejardon watched DamnGlitch's body wondering what was going on. "You can watch and talk to DamnGlitch from the console other there" Said SimBen's voice. Walking over Kejardon turned on the Computer and instantly saw DamnGlitch stick his hand into a console inside a tree then he was gone. The next time Kejardon saw DamnGlitch he was facing off with SimBen.

"Remember DamnGlitch this is MY world anything can happen" Said SimBen

"No problem, Remember no cheating" Answered DamnGlitch

"I follow my own rules DamnGlitch" Said SimBen who started to launch a series of kicks at DamnGlitch who blocked them and sent a Basic Scramble at SimBen.

"What?!" Said DamnGlitch as nothing happened.

"You forgot here I am not known as SimBen" Said SimBen. "Here I am known has Matrix"

"Glitch stay clear of his BFG it will vaporize you easily" said Kejardon's voice. "Yes I can also see you don't worry but I can not interfere with the battle but I will be on your side for this one"

Matrix fired his BFG at DamnGlitch who jumped away from the green blast. "Now that is just not fair" said DamnGlitch as he fired off a Flash Meld.

"UUGGHH" grunted Matrix as he stuck to the floor. Taking advantage of this DamnGlitch ran over and grabbed the BFG from Matrix and throw it into the wall. Finally Matrix jumped up and started to attack with his hands and feet DamnGlitch doing the same. This went on for an hour until both were tired but still kicking. DamnGlitch try a kick at Matrix who grabbed DamnGlitch and flung him into the air. Breathing hard Matrix got over DamnGlitch "You fight good DamnGlitch it was a worthy fight but now it is over"

"I...am...not dead....yet".

Fear came into Matrix's eyes as he knew what DamnGlitch was going to do. "You do this and you will also die!" Said Matrix.

DamnGlitch grinned "What have I got to live for?" he asked. "B07n" Stated Matrix simply.

"Your right but there will be another like me who can take care of him I have already thought of that" Answered DamnGlitch. Without warning DamnGlitch kicked upward making Matrix hit the ground with a thud and found his BFG right next to him. What luck he thought as he picked it up. "You lose DamnGlitch!" Said Matrix as he pointed the gun at DamnGlitch who was just getting up.

SimBen pointed the BFG at DamnGlitch who was getting up. "I win" Said SimBen as he fired the BFG. But right as SimBen fired a flash of light went before his eyes and he could not see or move himself off the ground.

"Your wrong SimBen you have taunted me and beat me but I still have won" Said DamnGlitch.

"Not quite bub I still can get out of here" Said SimBen and suddenly he was gone and DamnGlitch left the program.

When DamnGlitch stood up the ship was lifting off and there was no sign of Kejardon. But before thinking of this he jumped out the open door. Landing with a thump DamnGlitch looked at the ship retreating into the sky. "WELL HOWDY BUB!" yelled Kejardon "I thought you were long gone boy"

"Not quite yet" Said DamnGlitch.

"Hey I have a present for you" Said Kejardon who pulled on a rope hidden under ground and guess who came out with his neck tied to the rope? none other then B07n. "While SimBen was fighting you I watched and when you flashed melded him he started to lift off that is when I saw this guy heading for my jet so I jumped out and caught him for you and I got my jet back" Said Kejardon.

"Thanks man now I have something to do" Answered DamnGlitch.

"It was my plesure"