Name: Conker The Squirrel The King (or Conker)
Age: About 21
Sex: Male
Race: Squirrel
Occupation: King
Physical Stats: This image

Personal Stats: His goal this time is to find his girlfriend Berry.
Someone who you should model your life after. He consumes lots of alcohol, grabs all of the cash he can get his grubby little paws on, swear a lot and whizzes in public. He's a very resourceful person, he is in a very bad world and likes CASH $$$$$$ a lot. How can you not love this guy?
Background: Info about his latest adventure (from Rare). Conker's had a bad night. Well, actually, he's had a very good night: the problem is that nights this good have a habit of leading naturally into very bad days. And the ones that see you waking up in a world of abusive paint pots, jabbering dung beetles, trigger-happy scar-faced Tediz and a belligerent giant with penis envy called Bugga the Knut are generally worse than most - especially when your dealings with these characters are hindered by the king of all hangovers and the fact that your only means of self-defense is a frying pan you picked up somewhere the night before.
When he was young Conker's parents had always said to him: "Look lad, if you want to get anywhere in life, don't touch alcohol, don't be materialistic, never curse or swear, and never, never ever urinate in a public place."
"Oh well," he would say to his buddies. "At least I never swear." Conker's parents were, to say the least, a bit disappointed.
ISH-O-VISION Color: darkorange

CHARACTER SKILLS
He can adapt to any crazy situation and it will probably end up into a style of a movie.
NeoConker: Matrix
http://www.rareware.com/graphics/cbfd/screenshots/bfdshot1_10_.jpg
Private Conker: Any WW2 movie
http://www.rareware.com/graphics/cbfd/screenshots/bfdshot1_07_.jpg
When he drink a lot, he can pee very far, recover energy with hovering chocolate

SPECIAL SKILLS
Fighting style: The rule of 3.
In combination with all his attacks and specials skills, he attack in a pattern of 3 times one special action, 3 times 3 different action or 1 time one, 2 times an other and 3 times an other. Just like in many RareWare adventures.

Armor: Final Fantasy 14 VR suit
Part one of 32 of all the necessary hardware you must buy to be able to play Final Fantasy XIV, a.k.a the Scale armor... belt.
In rest mode, it's only a wrestling-like belt. To activate the armor, he just has to press it like in the show "ReBoot" and the scales start to spread all over his body but not his equipment. He ends up looking like a metal character in a but with scales. To remove it, he must perform a special command in the armor operating system.
This armor is the first part of the realistic VR suit (only) for FF XIV. It was made to resist any kind of damage coming from the VR device but inflict an almost harmless shock to the user. If the user receives too many shocks, he will probably faint or go into a coma but not die. But, there is a bug in the armor system. For some strange reasons, some users have experienced a partial armor retraction injuring them. I will not decide what's the bug, the members of BOTP will decide. I made that because I want BOTP4 will last longer than BOTP3 (and I hope I will not be the first one to die again).

Main weapon: Frying pan
Some peoples like swords or guns but for him, the frying pan is his weapon of choice.

Weapon x2: Left and right Power Gloves
Did you notice that the Master Hand in Super Smash Brothers (original and Melee) is the reincarnation of Nintendo's Power Glove? The only thing is that not a lot of peoples knows about the original version of Crazy Hand (Super Smash Brothers Melee) a.k.a the other hand Power Glove. The 2 of them together result in one very powerful weapon.

Right hand: Direct energy condensator. It generate an energy beam that need to have a constant contact with the glove to be stable. In other words, it's a sword beam. The longer the sword is, the weaker it is.

Left hand: Indirect energy condensator. it generate energy balls to throw at stuff (mostly living). It look like DBZ ki attacks. For a fire ball "à la" Street Fighter 2, it take about 2,3 sec. For a Kamehameha "à la" Goku near the end of the story, it take 2 hours. With these 2 info, you can try to do a table of time/power.

Weapon: Finite improbability generator gun with laser sight
How to use:
1. Enter the improbability number higher than 100 000 to 1 (like 687 010 113 to 1) (no infinite number in it)
2. Point the laser sight on an object
3. Press the trigger (and the "Post message" button)
4. Wait for me (a.k.a. Conker) or Sam & Max (a.k.a. Simben) to tell you the random effect
5. Continue the battle
*WARNING* You can't shoot it on any battle participant or NPC. The effect of the weapon can be good, bad or useless.
The random effect generator of this weapon have been created by me and Sam & Max and because of that, we can't use this weapon in a battle. The random effect generator will be posted only at the end of BOTP 4.

Special skill: context sensitive
It's called context sensitive. Hehehe. And..eh..well, actually...they eh...
press B. Oh yeah. The light comes on and it makes this noise. Ting! Ting
noise. It goes ting and a light bulb... on his head. These give him just what he need at that moment in time. Like,... if a raptor attack him and there's the *ting..he can get a way to beat him..in this case, a pocket watch to hypnotize the raptor and ride him... Or Matrix like time slower thing... Or an object to help him open a door like T.N.T. Or simply give him a temporary weapon of defense. Any question?

Utility item: Sonic shoes
He got that on ebay (and it's not fake). They're the one that Sonic used while he was doing "Sonic 2". When Conker have them on he can run at an incredible speed, but he can't use any weapon or armor.