Sam & Max

CHARACTER DATA
Name: Sam. And Max. There's Sam, and there's Max. Simple, eh?
Age: No one really knows. They're probably something like under five years old, which would makes mid-twenties for Max (in rabbit years) and early thirties for Sam (dog years).
Sex: Both male. Even though Max has no visible genitals (he's naked), he's considered to be a man.
Race: Sam: Dog, Max: Rabbit.
Occupation: Freelance Police! They pretty much get on any case which falls in their paws and solve it using any means necessary. They have a boss, the commissioner, who never really shows up and only calls them when the need arises. But apart from that, they do just as they want the way they want to.
Physical Stats: Sam is a brown dog, dressed in grey pants, a white shirt with a blue-black striped tie, with a grey vest, all topped by a grey hat. Max is a white rabid rabbit with a huge scary smile, and he's naked (but it doesn't matter, cause, to quote him, "Yeah, but I'm cute and marketable".)
Personal Stats: Sam is more of the usual detective type. He can pick up clues almost imediately after entering a crime scene. Then he emits conjectures in the form of extremely long and complicated sentences, said extremely quickly, which makes it so that people rarely understand him (Max can sometimes, simply cause he's used to it. But not always.) Sam doesn't hesitate to use heavy artillery when the situation calls for it, and often when it's totally uncalled for. Max is more of the punch-before-you-ask type. He has a tendency to immediately and indiscriminately jump on the first suspect they encounter, punch him, slash at him, tear his head off, etc. (Max: Shall we confront, pummel and subdue the suspected perpetrator, Sam? Sam: Can't think of a reason not to.) That's all you really need to know.
Other Info: They met in kindergarten (bullies were threatening Sam and Max dispatched them quickly. Of course, Max was thrown out of school that day, but they've been best buddies ever since.) Now they work together. It doesn't pay heaps, but they love the job. And those cockroaches are entertaining.
Background: Not really that much to know. They fight crime, bust punks, and do over-time.
ISH-O-VISION color: Sam: saddlebrown. Max: snow

CHARACTER SKILLS
Sam is very intelligent, and more than occasionally he'll whip out heavy artillery (Rocket Launchers, heavy Machine Guns, that sort of thing), EXCEPT WHEN HE REALLY NEEDS IT (in true cartoon fashion). That means that he'll only use it if it's totally overkill, but won't if he's overpowered. Example: He won't hesitate to order an air-strike on a branch of celery, but won't be able to do much when he's faced with some hellspawn child of Hades. That's what Max is for. Max pounces on its enemies and doesn't let go until it's a molten pile of oozing red flesh. Thank God for those rabbit claws and teeth.

SPECIAL SKILLS
Attack: Sam says something along the lines of "Have at it, little buddy!" and Max pounces. That's usually how they'll fight.

Defense: Using Max as a "human" shield. The little guy can take incredible amounts of beating.

Fighting Style: Using Max to pounce while providing cover with heavy artillery, but only when it's not necessary. Max pretty much does all the fighting.

Special Attack 1: Da Gun. Sam whips out his hyper-trusty magnum and shoots. It can cover an incredibly long range, and it usually kills in one shot (kinda like a Sniper), but it takes quite a while to aim correctly (thus the "How's my aiming? Call 1-800-STAR-WARS." written on the barrel, which helps him get better with people's advice). Note that it doesn't count as heavy artillery, so Sam may actually use this when it's necessary.

Special Attack 2: The Quote Of Death. Sam says to Max "You crack me up, little buddy!", and someone, somewhere, up to the author, commits suicide because he's sick of hearing that quote over and over again. Note that this can affect someone who isn't near enough to hear it, but never Sam or Max. It could kill someone in some parallel Universe actually. So the chances of it being useful are rather slim.

Special Attack 3: The Car. Sam has a remote that can instantly call his Car wherever he is. When he uses it, the car seems to directly fall from the sky a few meters in front of Sam, no matter where he is (this even works inside). I guess he could use it to smash his opponent under a ton of metal and stuff, so this counts as a special attack. Of course, if the car's already there, he can't call it again. Note that it has an infinite amount of fuel. You got that? SAM'S CAR WILL NEVER, EVER RUN OUT OF FUEL. If someone writes a story in which this happens, I'll swiftly beat him with a broomstick.

So there you have it. Have fun. I know I said I'd post the BOTP RPG trailer along with this, but I won't be able to work on it for just a few more days. So it's not far away, but it's not here right now. Got it? Got it. Good.