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The Insane Space Hunter
DECEASED
After pursuing his rampant computer
across the cosmos to find it had been the victim of the potent Maverick
virus (which his own biological systems rendered him immune to), he gave
himself over to the virus to combat his computer while Spam prepared to
deal it a final blow. The plan worked, but the Hunter in his crazed,
infected state was killed by a deceased Flat Stanley swipe by the
computer.
Mawani
DECEASED
Killed by Death (hot pink business cards and all) for reasons detailing to
the etheric non-participation realms. I don't know how exactly to explain
that in terms of the actual story, so we'll leave it at that.
Popeye
DECEASED
Fell into a trap orchestrated by our friend, the Badger, involving
quicksand and a big pooch. Would've been fine if he hadn't choked on the
spinach that had saved his life so many times previously.
George de Sand
OUT OF THE BATTLE
Evidently joined Gato and Zeon following the whole Asuka thing's
resolution. Oh, and he's not dead. Left the battle.
Sarah
OUT OF THE BATTLE
Offed Mecha Sonic. Then, after fighting with Ffej over the death of her
evidently-not-dead husband, she fought against reconstructed versions of
dab, Pokemyth, and SimBen 2 and was accidentally cut nearly in half by the
lethal edge of Flat Stanley. Now, to save her, the merry group of heroes
needed to get the Hunter's armor back from the deranged know-it-all
computer hightailing it for the Leyline.
Well, they managed that, at no small cost. The Hunter and Flat Stanley
died, but her life was saved. Dropped off on Planet 70 to start searching
for her husband, Mega Light X, we'll probably be hearing from her again...
Max
DECEASED
Saw George, Gato, and Asuka off, then ventured off on his own. Saw Sarah
and Mecha Sonic falling toward Bob, which he reckoned wouldn't turn out
well. Tried to shoot Mecha Sonic out of the sky, but due to low batteries,
he was unable to perform that duty. He set a course to intercept them in
midair, but in arming himself, he was distracted long enough to be the
unfortunate recipient of a Mecha Sonic cannonball dive. Sarah's mechgun
blast redirected the falling robot and changed his speed, causing a rather
unfortunate meeting of flesh and metal. Whatever was left of him fell off
of Mecha Sonic or was burned away as the robot jumped out of the dying
ship...
Ffej
OUT OF THE BATTLE
Fought Sarah because she believed him to have killed Mega
Light X, who's evidently not dead. Which he did, though like I said, he's
not dead. Got his eyebrow singed.
Following that whole episode, he, along with Stanley, the Hunter, and
Sarah were attacked by clones of Pokemyth, dab, and SimBen 2. Kicked
SimBen in a fit of rage regarding Destruct's overuse in previous BOTPs,
causing the war-borg to stumble into (and blow up) the earth dragon. Blew
Pokemyth to kingdom come, as well.
Continued to the heart of the Leyline, where the crew fought against the
Insane Space Hunter's computer and power armor. After the battle where
they lost Flat Stanley, he bowed out of the competition for the Leyline.
Kane
OUT OF THE BATTLE
Was hired to kill ISH, but one sword-toting psychic
and a game of volleyball later, he was thought to be dead. It was then
discovered that Red, Insaney's sometime love interest (who's really Kane's
girl, unfortunately for he who is the protagonist in this little storyline
here), had slapped together a fake Kane to go off and die so that nobody
would come after him whilst he was recuperating from his battle with
Darkness. Then, he and Red left the system for parts unknown.
Ambrosia
WON THE FREAKING BATTLE
Killed Johnny. Then, she adventured through the wilds of
Planet Bob, meeting Sarah, The Insane Space Hunter, Ffej, and,
unfortunately, a clone of Durandal. After destroying the rampant
artificial intelligence, she continued on with what was left of the
original participants to the heart of the Leyline itself, where, after a
horrific battle with the Quest of Insanity's computer, became the
victor of the battle when Ffej bowed out.
Her wish was simply that all the participants that had lost their lives in
the battle be revived... though that's just going to start this all over
again, as it usually does. :P
Flat Stanley
DECEASED
Used by Kane to partially (and ultimately effectively)
behead Leon (in his Darkness form), and then he spun off into the night on
Planet Gothax. Then, he got teleported to Bob with Johnny, where he was
used once again by Spam to kill the deranged psycho. His bisecting powers
brought grief, however, as he was blown to an upside-down vertical
position in the ground where he mistakenly cut Sarah nearly in half.
After many apologies, he traveled to the Leyline to fight the Quest of
Insanity's computer, where he lost his life to the deranged machine.
Johnny C.
DECEASED
Blew up a lot of heads (including ISH's), but, much to his chargrine, ISH
mistakenly replaced his head with Johnny's body. And ran off to find a
taco. Fell off later, blew up part of another planet, then got in a tizzy
with Flat Stanley on Gothax and was mistakenly thrown to Planet Bob.
There, he met Spam, Badger, and Ffej, who fought him. After blowing one of
Spam's wings off, shooting Ffej, and causing Badger to deep fry himself to
save Spam, Flat Stanley struck again, wielded like a frisbee by Spam.
Let's just say that Johnny's not half the man he used to be.
Earthworm Jim
DECEASED
Got killed by Max. "Beheaded." You tell me how that works for a
worm.
Anavel Gato
OUT OF THE BATTLE
Gundam beyond repair, he left the planet with Asuka and George to go back
to Zeon. For him, the battle is over..
Mecha Sonic
DECEASED
During his fight with Sarah (after Badger, Spam, and Ffej
left), he got jettisoned into space. With Sarah. Battled it out with her
while falling through the air, culminating in Sarah changing his
trajectory and speed with a charged Mechgun blast, which sent him
careening into Max's ship. Where Max became a pincushion after meeting
Mecha Sonic's less-than-amiable backside. Ended up being rocketed away
from Sarah by the careening ship, but came back to fight Sarah and lost.
Badger
DECEASED
Killed whilst defending Ambrosia against Johnny's BFG. Whacked the blast back
at the maniac, he did. Had a spluttering death scene afterward and
everything. If nobody had talked to him, he'd have stayed alive, no matter
how long it took--NO ONE can die until after they've said their goodbyes,
if they're a major character.
Leon
DECEASED
Killed by Flat Stanley, who was thrown by Kane. Destroyed a good part of
the planet Gothax, though.
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