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Character Profile:
Name: Mjolnir Mark IX Cyborg #10
Alias: The Insane Space Hunter, or Insano (original given name), or
Insaney (cute pet name given by surrogate sister, Samus Aran)
Masquerading as "The Famed Rocket Ninja Billy-San," if we are indeed
going with what I remember the premise to be
Age: 25, regardless of how much time passed between Outlaws and now,
because he was 24 in Outlaws... I'll make up some whimsical temporal
misadventure later.
Height: 5' 7.5"
Weight: 200 pounds, including duranium-plated skull and all-new duranium-latticed
skeleton
From: New Paradigm Orbital Colony, Earth Orbit, Sol System, Milky Way
Galaxy, July 4th, 2442, time of completion; Nebraska, United States of
America, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, April 1, 1983, time of
activation; Samus Aran's Starhip, Many Places in the Universe, The
Universe We Probably Know, Some Undefined Time in the Future, time of
training, coming-of-age, and discovery of inherent cyborg abilities
Color: tomcat or 000ca0 for you hex code nuts
Appearance: Long dark brown hair, blue eyes, no scars, wears a blue and
white Hawaiian shirt, torn-up jean shorts, and sandals. He speaks with
no accent. (Unlike some of his previous adventures, he doesn't normally
wear his servo-tech armor much)
Armorless Space Hunter-----Armored Space Hunter
Personality: A walking goofball. Possesses an amazing repertoire of
skills, including martial arts and weaponry, reparing starships,
equipment, armor, and weapons, piloting starships, manning gun turrets,
and battlefield strategy and logic. He's so out of tune with his
abilities, however, it makes one wonder how many times his brain flipped
over during hyper-transit through dimensions. He favors over-the-top,
ridiculous, dangerous, and otherwise unwise tactics, strategies,
techniques, and weaponry. He'll not go out of his way to find a fight
(unless it's over tacos or another really, really good reason), but when
attacked, his cyborg reflexes and combat programming kick in
automatically. He's also obscenely lucky, which explains a large part of
his survival over the years. Not even cyborgs can pull off some of the
escapes and tricks he's gotten away clean with.
Relation:
Friend: Most any surviving BOTP participant, most notably Outerverse,
Ffej, Sasuke, Badger, and Chilly Willy
Family: SimBen (deceased), SimBen 2 (cyborg version of a non-identical
twin), Kane, "The Psychotic Space Hunter" (cyborg version of an evil
twin brother that's not really so evil), Oh Heck (cyborg version of a
younger older brother built as a replacement for a missing family
member, in this case, the Hunter), 9 other assorted rampant war-borgs
(deceased), Samus Aran (surrogate sister)
Foe: None currently alive or anywhere in the known universes
Background: Was created, interdimensional can of spam blew up the lab,
got transported through time, was found and trained by Samus Aran after
more time-travel, joined the battle of the posters every time it was
held. I'd give more detail, but then I'd end up giving MORE more detail,
like I'm not supposed to.
Character Abilities:
Skills: He can fight in pretty much any way imaginable, repair nearly
anything, dodge almost everything, and do many, many other things that
he doesn't know he can do. Even if it's implausible that he'd be able to
do something, he'll more than likely be able to do it. I know that this
is really kinda vague, but if I sat down and listed out EVERYTHING he
can really do (all the stuff that's been defined so far, anyhow), I'd be
here for an hour.
Armament: As The Insane Space Hunter, without armor, he packs a Mighty
Stinger. This is a small pistol, roughly the size of a Walther PPK, that
discharges an entire blaster power pack built to hold 100 or so shots in
one action. This means it has to be reloaded after every shot, but it
also packs a wallop akin to that of a starship-mounted blaster cannon.
As The Insane Space Hunter, in his armor, he packs a
somewhat-better-than-standard-issue blaster pistol (that DOESN'T need to
be reloaded after every shot), a heavy rocket launcher, a pair of
chopsticks, and a sock puppet.
As The Famed Rocket Ninja Billy-San, he packs a ninja-to, which is a
short, straight-bladed sword with a sturdy sheath that opens at both
ends (which allows for the use of said sheath as a breathing tube, a
blowgun for delivering powders of various sorts, and a smallish
didgeridoo. He also carries other random ninja gear, such as throwing
stars, throwing knives, throwing fans, smoke bombs, caltrops (small
spikes you drop that make nasty traps for anyone chasing you on foot),
sai, a ten-foot pole for pole-vaulting or touching things that you don't
want to touch with your hands, and, of course, the stereotypical ninja
garb with cowl. Note: the box his Stereotypical Ninja Garb with Cowl
came in said "Product may differ from that shown," which was true. It
differed in that the suit is actually a bright canary yellow, instead of
black, like it is on the box.
And that's not all. Included in his assortment of ninja weaponry (though
he doesn't necessarily carry EVERYTHING at one time, as that would be
downright ludicrous) are such other, less stereotypical ninja-esque
items, such as water balloons made of bladders that are filled with
canary yellow dye, a black duranium-belted umbrella, three empty
matchboxes, a pair of chopsticks, and a sock puppet ninja.
Oh, and he's got a horribly dangerous bamboo rocket launcher. Not
horribly dangerous because it's liable to blow up, however; horribly
dangerous to the recipient of its discharge, as the homemade rockets
crafted from bent swords and used horseshoes have a tendency to explode
in random ways, and are, if anything, overmuscled. There's no set amount
of explosive material contained within them, as the Hunter... er... The
Famed Rocket Ninja Billy-San is a bit of a dump cook. Meaning he puts in
whatever looks right, which is usually too much.
Protection: As The Insane Space Hunter, without his armor, the only
thing he has to protect himself is his skin, his indestructible duranium-plated
head, and his metal skeleton, now laced with Effectively Impossible To
Break, And Yes, We've Tried-brand duranium lattice.
As The Insane Space Hunter, with his armor, he's got all that, plus the
easily-rechargeable suit of power armor based on that of the legendary
Samus Aran.
As The Famed Rocket Ninja Billy-San, he's got everything he has without
the power armor, plus his canary yellow Stereotypical Ninja Garb with
Cowl. This is actually a very durable suit, as it was built for
futuristic, technologically-enhanced ninjas like the Hunter, and
designed to last. It's no power armor, but it's comparable to mithril
armor as far as durability, weight, and overall defensive coolness go.
Style: He gives all appearances of not having the foggiest clue what
he's doing or what's going on, but he's really been programmed, trained,
and forced to practice martial arts and fighting styles of many worlds,
societies, wrestling federations, monastic orders, childrens' choirs,
and womens' bridge clubs. He's combined it all into the fabled Screaming
Widget martial arts style, which relies on hitting things a lot in the
most outlandish and yet effective way possible. The epitome of the style
is its legendary technique entitled "The High-Velocity Whimsically
Ridiculous Unreliable Flying Headbutt of Insanity that Ensures Victory,"
in which the Hunter propels himself forward at amazing speeds (thanks to
his enhanced cyborg legs) and, well, headbutts them while sailing
through the air, parallel to the ground.
Have a nice day.
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